Describe your favourite civ in the most hilarious way possible.

[godman85]

"This sand is so nourishing! My citizens not only survive on a diet exclusively sand, but they also gain so much faith. (Probably because it is a miracle you can live off a sand diet in the first place.) My workers are obsessed with their pay rates. They care so much, everytime I tell them to improve their production, they only try to increase their pay instead. What an odd kingdom I run."

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[WillowBrook]

I've just broken my stool from all the kicking.

Surprised your foot hasn't broken yet.

 

[Tyroq]

@Karmah and @Weraptor - yes it's Hojo of Japan

 

[Karmah]

"This sand is so nourishing! My citizens not only survive on a diet exclusively sand, but they also gain so much faith. (Probably because it is a miracle you can live off a sand diet in the first place.) My workers are obsessed with their pay rates. They care so much, everytime I tell them to improve their production, they only try to increase their pay instead. What an odd kingdom I run."

Unless I ask them to build wonders, then they go at it full speed!

 

[kb27787]

My people love to swing from trees and refuse to live anywhere where they cannot do so. We also love harvesting organs (or I guess pieces of their clothes as well) of dead people for food, money, and construction materials. You might think we are savages, but business investors from all over the world love us--must be because they make a fortune selling us anti-malarial drugs.

Oh, and we have a custom that every new movie place that opens up needs to be blessed by a priest.

 

[679x]

My people love to swing from trees and refuse to live anywhere where they cannot do so. We also love harvesting organs (or I guess pieces of their clothes as well) of dead people for food, money, and construction materials. You might think we are savages, but business investors from all over the world love us--must be because they make a fortune selling us anti-malarial drugs.

Oh, and we have a custom that every new movie place that opens up needs to be blessed by a priest.

Eyy, Kongo! I couldn't decide what my favourite civ is but my jungle boys are up there.