Diplo thread for the Council

[BCLG100]

are SOZ units upgradable?

 

[Kickbooti]

I don't think they are...

It has been awhile, but I seem to remember doing mass disbandings to help build things along after they are obsolete.

 

[BCLG100]

Then whats the point like at all?

 

[Wotan]

I would guess the SoZ was a cascade due to us getting the GLH. None would build it on this map if they plan on going on the offensive after Astronomy.

 

[Wotan]

From Council:

Dear Alessandra,

So good to see you again Darling! (no offense to the other guy&#8230

30 turns of peace sounds most reasonable, and hopefully a solid
platform on which to build a continuing good relationship.

We have attached a formal document for signing, if you'd like to
attach your seal?
(we'd also just take your word in an e-mailed response if you lack for
artists of the non-dancing variety )

And dear Alessandra, DO make yourself at home… there's a line of
people wanting to meet you…

All the Best,
General_W, speaking with the voice of The Council

And for any "tubby" BABEs…

 

[Whomp]

OK this sounds reasonable to me.

I don't know how to fix these documents. I usually had Tubs fix these things up but iirc Robi does too. Hugh Hefner for our stamp?

 

[BCLG100]

Just the playboy bunny thing?

 

[Robi D]

OK this sounds reasonable to me.

I don't know how to fix these documents. I usually had Tubs fix these things up but iirc Robi does too. Hugh Hefner for our stamp?

Don't look at me, haven't got a clue. But i'll give it a go just no promises.
Damn you GW

 

[Robi D]

Ok that wasn't too difficult. It not polished like GW's (obviously has too much time on his hands )

Anyway here are 2 possiblities.



Anyone's welcome to make suggestions if those don't suit, Just not to complex ok

 

[Whomp]

I'd go with the bunny.

 

[BCLG100]

gareed.....

 

[gmaharriet]

I like the bunny too, as more representative of ALL our ambassadors.

 

[Robi D]

Ok, bunny it is

Here the signed document to send back to the ballbreakers umm bureaucrats

 

[Whomp]

OK it's been sent!

 

[Wotan]

From Council

Dear Alessandra and all Babes,

We love the seal! Very fitting indeed!
We're lucky to have such… agreeable… friends

It would seem you're drawing near to also leaving the Ancient Era
behind… we stand ready to welcome you into the new era… though we've
got to warn you, we still haven't got the flying chariots they
promised us.
Apparently the problem revolves around trying to determine the
air-speed velocity of coconut laden swallows. You wouldn't happen to
know that would you?

Well, anyway. You mentioned re-visiting the idea of an even longer
standing treaty once you left the shackles of the Ancient Age behind,
and since that time draws close, we just wanted to open dialogue again
and let you know that The Council stands ready to hear any proposals
you may have on peace and trading.
(Also, I've been prodded by certain members of the inner circle to
send this letter as a shameless ploy to get you to send more pictures
of our ambassador)

Hope all is well in the land of the Babes!

Your friends,
General_W, speaking with the voice of The Council

 

[Tubby Rower]

Apparently the problem revolves around trying to determine the
air-speed velocity of coconut laden swallows. You wouldn't happen to
know that would you?

it's about 8 bph (babes per hour) I'm not sure of the conversion factor to rtph (red tape per hour)


I think that we ought to tell Council that we got Construction from Team FREE for "Future Favors". That way it'll place a small wedge between them two that could grow.

something like

We would love to continue to snuggle with you in these most middle of Ages. Trading is also very much looked forward to. We have already traded with the FREE ones for future favors.

And btw, our scientist have accurately measured the air-speed velocity of coconut lade swallows at 8.139 bph (babes per hour) Although they are unsure of the conversion factor to your units rtph (red tape per hour)

 

[Wotan]

not sure we should say that we have traded with them. That is pretty easily checked if the do trust each other fully. Just talking about a very favourable climate between us could do the trick and not be a "lie that could be called".

 

[Tubby Rower]

well peace is technically a trade right

 

[Robi D]

it's about 8 bph (babes per hour) I'm not sure of the conversion factor to rtph (red tape per hour)


I think that we ought to tell Council that we got Construction from Team FREE for "Future Favors". That way it'll place a small wedge between them two that could grow.

something like

tubby tubby tubby, one day your going to have to learn the meaning of subtle

You don't say FREE gave us something. If you want the council to think they did then you have to leave it open for them to imply that is the case.

For example, you say things like FREE have been cooperative or friendly or some such thing, both of which are true (to a point) and you have to work it into the conversation naturally (Whomp is the king in this respect) so they don't even notice what your doing.

 

[Tubby Rower]

I just post what everyone is thinking and then you and Whomp change it drastically to cause other team's brains to melt and ooze on their shoulders.