Reports say Sunshine Beach's rebellion against Kashmir's governance has already been quelled. As we speak, 8 Modern Armor regiments, all of Kashmir origin, are rolling to Delphi to put down disorganizer's miserable uprising. Should dis be captured, he will be put to trial for treachery in a court of Kashmir. Maximum sentence will be a trip to the Sunnyfield mental asylum until Sept. 1st.
I urge all citizens of Delphi to lay down their arms or face the might of the Kashmir forces.
I urge all citizens of Delphi to lay down their arms or face the might of the Kashmir forces.