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then he saw a young man, playing the fiddle it hot
and that devil jumped apon a hickory stump
and said "boy let me tell you what"

funny. heh. your the devil apparently.
 
I invented the Missionary Position
 
I pleasure myself every night to Perfection and Fifty quotes.
 
I'm hot for Ann Coulter.

Must be a sign, as soon as I typed that, she appeared on my TV on MSNBC's Softball.
 
I think i am scandalous
I created the Song that never ends
I am Paris Hilton's B$%#h
I was raped by a hamster
I am Doctor Phil
I dont like pho
I think Lucy Lu is sexy
I sell beer to kids
I am a canadian!!!!!!

The last one really haunts me
 
Well, I'm Spartacus, to start...

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Really? I'm Reagan's re-incarnation.
I'm not Asian; I just really love that area in the world (join the Blue Chinese Army-we Fight Red Chinese army).
I bought a Red Army Choir CD. :cry: (still, they are the greatest band out there, you got to hand it to them.)
I own a communist-era Russian Ushanka (ear flapped hat). So I have betrayed my fellow capitalists twice!:cry: :cry: :cry:
My mom, aunt, grandpa and grandma are all left-wingers.

I AM a capitalist missionary, however. And I DID have those dreams.


BEHIND THE MASK:
I invented the Missionary Position

This has some truth to it; YOU are where the inspiration for my title, CAPITALIST MISSIONARY comes from.
 
NO!!!!!!! NOT the 21st century hero of Capitalism! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
The moderators hate me, as far as I can tell; most of them anyways.
 
I am V.

Ten characters for success.
 
NO!!!!!!! NOT the 21st century hero of Capitalism! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually, he's not.
The San Jose Mercury News said:
Bill Gates has never been comfortable with the title of richest man in the world, telling an interviewer last year, "I wish I wasn't. There's nothing good that comes out of that." Now it looks like his wish has come true. A Mexican financial news service is reporting that Mexican telecom tycoon Carlos Slim Helu` who eased past investment guru Warren Buffett into second place in the most recent Forbes magazine annual wealth tally, has now bumped Gates out of first. Sentido Comu`n reported that a recent surge in the stock of Slim's America Movil group boosted his fortune to an estimated $67.8 billion, vs. Gates' meager $59.2 billion. Gates and Buffett, of course, have started turning their attention toward giving away chunks of their money. And with his new title spotlighting Mexico's tremendous disparity in income, Slim will also be stepping up his charitable efforts. "Poverty is resolved with education and jobs," he told the New York Times. "You don't need to teach a man how to fish, as the Chinese used to say. Instead of giving him the fish, instead of teaching him how to fish, you have to teach him how to sell the fish so that he eats something else besides a fish." Or something like that.
 
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