Do you have anything to confess?

[nc-1701]

I don't watch any sport, don't support any team, dislike the NY Mets and Boston Red Sox, saw a person hump a seat on the school bus ( ), and have a coin collection.

Wow... Every single freakin' one of those apply to me

 

[Perfection]

Every single serious post I've ever made on CFC is a mere ploy to curry favor with the mods.

 

[Nylan]

My name is Titus Miles, and I'm gangsta

 

[Perfection]

I've edited one of my over 30,000 posts to contain hardcore pornography.

 

[CCA]

I killed Kennedy

 

[Perfection]

I started the Intelligent Design movement while addressing a crowd of fundamentalist Christians in a drunken stupor.

 

[ggganz]

My dad killed Truman Capote. Not lying. It's real. Completely and totally real. Nothing in this post has been a lie. At all. Trust me. It happened. He did. I have no proof, but he did. He told me. All of the previous short sentences have been true.

Now here is a sentence that is false. Completely false. Trust me. It's false. It is. The following sentence is false.

My dad did not kill Truman Capote.

So there. He did. Ha.

 

[Swedishguy]

I invented the freestyle!

 

[flyingchicken]

I invented Thomas Edison.

 

[plarq]

I'm invented in Star Trek episodes.

 

[Kal'thzar]

I'm actually the internet conciousness coalescing into the super being that is my future.

I'm also Scottish.

 

[Algan]

I'm a spy for Apolyton.

 

[TheBladeRoden]

I've got the heart of a lion, and the wings of a bat.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

I've got the heart of a lion, and the wings of a bat.

Like, in a jar?

 

[Hehehe]

I confess, I find this thread extremely amusing (can't stop laughing)

 

[Love]

well, according to your name...

And i'm not adress-banned from fiftychat

 

[aronnax]

I enjoy having squrriels in my pants...

I also think Gandhi Sucks!

 

[Love]

Well, i also think aronnax sucks!

 

[Catharsis]

I confess that gandhi's avatar is out of date!

 

[Love]

FATHER, I HAVE SINNED!




I confess it is but i dont have time fixing a new...