Do you have internet access?

[anarchywrksbest]

What is internets, precious?

 

[The Person]

I kill virigns and use their intestines in satanic rituals that make my post magically appear on websites.

Not Internet per-se... I use smoke signals, my ISP guy stands on top of a hill with a binnocular and sends down ones and zeros down the wire. It gets tricky when it's raining

I've tried both, but they didn't work. I still use this boring old cable that leads from the back of my computer. And sometimes not even that works. Or maybe that girl from yesterday lied...

 

[WickedSmurf]

I used to have it until I accidentally put that big blue "E" icon thingie in the trash can. Yep, I threw away the internet. Sorry.

Yeah...

 

[Aphex_Twin]

I've tried both, but they didn't work. I still use this boring old cable that leads from the back of my computer. And sometimes not even that works. Or maybe that girl from yesterday lied...

I forgot to mention feed-back (how you up-load). For that you have to move the computer to the roof of your house (it's easier with the smoke also ). You also need a set of binoculars. The other ISP guy stands on top of a high pole waving flags. Check this for a description of the system. The connection is a bit unstable during the night and in high winds, but hey, you can't have it all.

 

[IglooDame]

I have access to it all the time now, since I thought to download it to a floppy disk which I keep with me at all times.

 

[Lozzy_Ozzy]

What you say? Man, you guys are living in the past! I mean none of you even have a personal mind link to the mother? WOW!

 

[Goober]

Nope. I personally have never had it in my life.

My parents do though. i hear its quite tasty, especially when put on a delicious wild sockeye salmon. But they never let me try it. Apparently its "expensive".