Do you lick the bag?

[Butterball]

Is this for real? People don't really do this do they? Gross!

 

[Perfection]

Hell yeah, it's real; I'm an unapologetic bag licker!

 

[Counterclaw]

The very notion of licking the bag is grotesque to me.

This!

Maybe! I'll keep it in mind if I need a good tongue-slicing tool

I agree. Bag Licking is a very important subject that must be noticed.

But these two made me glad I opened this thread. Nearly spilled my tea, due to laughing. Thanks!

 

[_random_]

Is this for real? People don't really do this do they? Gross!

You think that's gross? Sometimes I'll chew on the paper when I'm done licking it, just to get as much of that salt-buttery-goodness as possible. Waste not want not bro.

 

[jtb1127]

I think that is gross as well.

 

[Syterion]

That is completely unconscionable.

 

[Perfection]

What's so gross about it?

 

[jtb1127]

The salty butteryness is too great for the mortal to stand.

 

[Skwink]

You think that's gross? Sometimes I'll chew on the paper when I'm done licking it, just to get as much of that salt-buttery-goodness as possible. Waste not want not bro.

Hell, I swallow the paper on occasion.

 

[Boundless]

Why on earth would you not? More salty goodness! mmmm!

 

[CivCube]

I'm a licker. Or at least, was. I don't really popcorn anymore.

 

[stormerne]

I've never ever microwaved popcorn. I always make my own, popping corn in a pan with a lid. It doesn't take much longer, it's much cheaper, much more fun, and you can make it exactly how you want it.

Oh... I guess I briefly microwave the butter to drizzle on it. Does that count?

 

[jtb1127]

If you microwave the butter in a bag then yes.

 

[stormerne]

Nope. It's microwaved in a small dish for 10 seconds or so, just to get it runny enough to drizzle.

 

[jtb1127]

Then no.