Do you wash your hands every time you pee?

[ace99]

As a Dutchman its been brought to my attention that I don't wash my hands every-time I pee. I ascribe to the Churchillan point of view that:

Young man (after seeing Churchill leave the bathroom without washing his hands): At Eton they taught us to wash our hands after using the toilet.
Churchill: At Harrow they taught us not to piss on our hands.

Also it is worth noting that public nudity is legal in Netherlands so I also ascribe to this:

"So you see Mr. President, I have no secrets from you." (on being walked in on in the nude by Franklin Delano Roosevelt)

 

[Goodfella]

I always do when I'm at home or in a clean environment. Public restrooms are usually too nasty so I'd rather not touch the faucets, soap dispensers, or paper towel dispensers.

 

[Antilogic]

I always wash my hands like a good American Dutchman.

 

[Zelig]

I shower every time I pee.

 

[ace99]

Absurdity. Do you all have terrible aim? My Johnson is clean.

 

[Borachio]

I always use the last few drops of my pee to wash my hands with. Fresh urine is actually quite the anti-bacterial liquid. Briefly. Niffs a bit quickly, though.

But it's such a laugh to go and shake hands with someone immediately afterwards.

 

[ShahJahanII]

I shower every time I pee.

The first time I read that I saw "I pee every time I shower".
I wash my hands when I pee 95% of the time. You should wash your hands regularly anyway, so you might as well do so when you are expected to. But if I am in the middle of a tough study session and I'm not eating, I might not.

 

[Leoreth]

Always. Almost compulsively (i.e. it feels weird when I don't do it even though I'm sure my hands are clean).

Now I feel bad for seeming to confirm the insulting premise of the poll

 

[Antilogic]

Always. Almost compulsively (i.e. it feels weird when I don't do it even though I'm sure my hands are clean).

Now I feel bad for seeming to confirm the insulting premise of the poll

That is exactly how I feel about it.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

I always do you sick nasty people.

 

[Borachio]

Hmm. Loads of OCD people, here.

"Nasty horrid dirt. Ugh. Get it off me!"

Still, there are limits, I suppose.

 

[classical_hero]

If I only ever piss and not a number 2 then I don't bother unless I get some on my hands, then I wash my hands, but normally I don't.

How many pee in public when it is safe to do so? I do, but only if it doesn't mean exposing myself to a stranger. I find it much more environmentally friendly to piss on nature than waste going to the toilet.

 

[dutchfire]

Here at UVA, the most important thing is making sure she has washed her hands before I pee #TFM

 

[innonimatu]

Yeah, as a rule wash hands before peeing, you don't know how dirty the things you've been touching were...

 

[ace99]

If I only ever piss and not a number 2 then I don't bother unless I get some on my hands, then I wash my hands, but normally I don't.

How many pee in public when it is safe to do so? I do, but only if it doesn't mean exposing myself to a stranger. I find it much more environmentally friendly to piss on nature than waste going to the toilet.

I think that's spot on. It's a grand feeling take your Johnson out in public, feeling the freeze on your sausage and being able to relieve yourself among nature in the fresh air and sunlight.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

If I only ever piss and not a number 2 then I don't bother unless I get some on my hands, then I wash my hands, but normally I don't.

How many pee in public when it is safe to do so? I do, but only if it doesn't mean exposing myself to a stranger. I find it much more environmentally friendly to piss on nature than waste going to the toilet.

I pee outside quite often, particularly when I've been drinking.
Then I come inside and wash my hands because I'm not an animal.

 

[Borachio]

And there's that frisson you get as you have to keep looking around you on the look out for passersby.

Watch out for tall nettles.

 

[ace99]

And there's that frisson you get as you have to keep looking around you on the look out for passersby.

Watch out for tall nettles.

Oh the stinging nettles are a hazard here in the Netherlands. Fortunately we have many dikes and canals so its often safer to have a whizz in them. Then we sell the water to the Americans as beer.

 

[dutchfire]

Oh the stinging nettles are a hazard here in the Netherlands. Fortunately we have many dikes and canals so its often safer to have a whizz in them. Then we sell the water to the Americans as beer.

Yeah, there's this famous story about this boy who saved the country by putting his dick in a dyke. Of course, the children's version is different.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

And there's that frisson you get as you have to keep looking around you on the look out for passersby.

Watch out for tall nettles.

I'm usually looking out for rabid poles, nettles aren't a big deal in Iowa.