Dominion NES

[Immaculate]

TO Pythium:

It seems that you are engaging in magics that you should not be. As long as the repercussions thereof remain amongst your people you will hear no ill words from us, but when you too attempt to plunge this world into chaos as Ermor once did, you will receive a very sternly worded letter with a sad face written in the margin!!!

Additionally, we thank you whole-heartedly for the program of integration and concilliation you have enacted. This has done much to bring our people together.

 

[Seon]

Really Mictlan?

Our affairs in magic does not summon these...creatures from the Void. Our Ethereal Allies came from another world than that.

What our magic had done, however, is make ourselves vulnerable to the threat of Void Creatures.

We lack the means to summon them, however. Blood magic. One that uses corrupted Arcana banned by the Pantocrator before us, however, can.

We:
A: Hope that these appearences appeared by accident instead of use of Corrupt Arcana ie: hostile action
B: state that the rest of the world is safe from our business. We try to keep it that way.
C: state that Mantis of Mictlan is not the mother of Celes as often believed.
and D: Thank you for forgiving us of our own inconvenience.

 

[Immaculate]

OOC: i LOLed on points C & D

Actually when i read about the horrors i thought to myself that someone is trying to set me up to look bad. OR START A WAR???
I'll be honest: the crumble spell on Ermor was my doing and the rain of toads was my doing though. (i think everyone already knows that)

 

[Immaculate]

i'm so glad you posted so i didn't have to quadruple post:

Immigrants from Ulm:
Return to your lands and you will be welcomed with danishes and coffee!

 

[Seon]

Ulmish Immigrant to Mictlan: Naw no thanks.

Note: This message be false.
Note: Above note may be false.

 

[Seon]

Lankelotzoka = Ser Lancelot?

 

[Kyzarc Fotjage]

Emperor Nero,
Our previous offer still stands. You can accept at any time.
Lord Stheran

Mictlan:
We congratulate you on your stunning set of victories, but wonder where these armies might turn to next. Now that your great enemy is gone will they continue on to other nations or will they be reduced in size as befits a nation that claims to be dedicated to peace? We urge you to consider this, and soon.

Pythium:
do to a recent study of accounts from the rise of Stheran to the current day, we realized that you have two of our eyebooks. Since it is useless to you in its current form we request that you send us one of them.

 

[Seon]

To Arshnoc: The most recent study into our account reveals that we have 1 of your eyebook. The possible explanations are...

A: You need to put more skill points into your accounting skill
B: Spies sapping mah eyebook
C: Fedex sucks
D: I am an evil cockroach.

 

[Kyzarc Fotjage]

we sent you one.
we sent ulm one.
you conquered ulm.
you gained all ulmish items.
my ulmish book still functions perfectly, while my mictlan book stopped working when its partner died.
you have the ulmish book.

 

[Seon]

Ethem.

You sent me one
You sent Ulm one
me AND Ermor conquered Ulm
Ermor gained most of all Ulmish item. I got none, which I am still a bit miffed at LDi about.
your Ulmish book still works
Mictlan conquered Ulm
Mictlan has it.

And also,

 

[Kyzarc Fotjage]

oh yeah, ermor... curses faulty memory

 

[LDiCesare]

You know items sometimes (often) get destroyed during wars?

 

[Seon]

Yeah. Does that mean I vastly overestimated Ulm's smihing ability; RNG hated me, or that I am a selfish shellfish?

 

[Seon]

TO the World.
From Pythium

We are looking for Research Boosters or magic boosters for the Fire path. Please contact us by PM if you are interested in providing us one.

 

[Seon]

Triple Post!

Pythium is also looking for good Earth Boosters, and in fact, all the boosters of every path except for Astral and blood. Contact us if you have offers.

 

[Immaculate]

if you can make astral boosters we'll trade you for them.

 

[raven013]

Wow a Monty Python reference!

"Don't worry, its only a flesh wound!"

 

[raven013]

Selena, Garnet Priestess and Sagra's Prophet of Foreign Affairs has decided to aid Mictlan in crossing the Bridge of Death:

Selena: BRIDGE KEEPER!

I know who you are! You are the old man from SCENE 24! Ask thy questions for I am not afraid!!!

* Empty Silence *

Selena: What the? Where is the bridge keeper?

 

[Seon]

I KNEW it. THOSE AMAZONIANS WERE ELVES!!!!

 

[Kyzarc Fotjage]

World:
Arshnoc is requesting either death boosters or a death mage. For a death booster we would glady send a booster of any other form of magic and for a mage we would only need it for a single turn and we can pay in various manners. Send any responce via eyebook so that they remain secure.
Council of Mages