sdLeo
Cosmopolitan
OK. (Brazilian joke)
So you have a French, an Italian and a Portuguese guy, stuck in a desert island. They find a magic lamp and they rub it. A genie comes out of the lamp and says: "Normally I would grant 3 wishes to the person who brings me out of the lamp. But since you are 3, I'll grant you one wish each.
So the French guy says: "I want a chateau near Paris, with lots of champagne and foie gras, and the beautiful Frrench dames".
"Granted".
The Italian guy says: "I want a villa in Toscana, with a Ferrari and a Maseratti, and beautiful Italian donne".
"Granted"
So the Portuguese guy's turn comes. He is alone on the island, just him and the genie.
So he says: "Genie, my French friend and my Italian friend are gone, and I'm feeling kinda lonely... So I want my friends back!"
So you have a French, an Italian and a Portuguese guy, stuck in a desert island. They find a magic lamp and they rub it. A genie comes out of the lamp and says: "Normally I would grant 3 wishes to the person who brings me out of the lamp. But since you are 3, I'll grant you one wish each.
So the French guy says: "I want a chateau near Paris, with lots of champagne and foie gras, and the beautiful Frrench dames".
"Granted".
The Italian guy says: "I want a villa in Toscana, with a Ferrari and a Maseratti, and beautiful Italian donne".
"Granted"
So the Portuguese guy's turn comes. He is alone on the island, just him and the genie.
So he says: "Genie, my French friend and my Italian friend are gone, and I'm feeling kinda lonely... So I want my friends back!"