I'm a lot like the Warden with respect to this topic, but with a few notable exceptions. I don't drink at all ... never have. So I can't answer what my first time was like 'cause I never had one, nor do I plan to. So, yes, every strange idea I come up with here is actually completely sober. I don't even know what a "buzz" feels like (but it seems to be a universally recognized word, so I only assume there is a sensation of actually buzzing).
No medical or religious reason for this ... just a matter of personal choice (and some personal non-religious beliefs). But I judge no one else for doing so.
So I'm kinda like Loaf Warden in his post-drunk period, but without the benefit/detriment of having a bad 1st time to teach me. Referencing his last paragraph just above (unless some other bastard slips in there <FONT size="1">... having said that, watch it be TF with my luck</FONT s>), I am a teetotaler and not ashamed to admit it. I also "prefer to remain in control of my own facilities, thank you." In my own words, we all know that alcohol affects judgement and reason. For me, I prefer to keep both of those intact at all times. I am fully stimulated by deep, thought-provoking conversations (as well as sex
). I also have trouble telling when someone is "lit" at all, much less dealing with someone who is. (sorry for the poor grammar there
)
We also all know that alcohol kills brain cells. With my memory as bad as it is, I figure I can't spare any. Call me a control-freak if you like, but at least I don't seek to control anyone else outside myself. And on the frequent occassions when I feel like letting go of my inhibitions, I simply do so by choice, without further assistance. My actions have often gotten me accused of being drunk at parties. Folks are surprised the next morning when I remember everything I did (and they did) and they realize I actually did all that while sober!
So what was it we were talking about here?
Spiff