In the interest of equal opportunity, I'm going to briefly rant about how dumb guys under 30 look. There used to be a time when they put real men on television rather than the pimpy-eyed walking jawbones who stuff themselves into my TV screen. Okay, I don't have a tv, but if I did I wouldn't use it to watch the vacant eyed mirror-smoochers that show up in all those teenaged vampire movies these days. I had to google around just to find his name. It's Robert Pattinson. I'm not convinced he qualifies for this discussion, however, as the topic line specifies "dudes."