Dumb Knock-Knock Jokes to Make Your Nose Bleed

[CivTycoon]

I came up with these some time back...

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Pacal.
Pacal who?
Pacal your bags and get out.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Hwacha.
Hwacha who?
Hwacha doin'?

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Knock Knock
Who's there?

Isabella.

Isabella Who?

Isabella gonna ring before we start fighting about religion?

EDIT:

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Qin.

Qin Who?

No, Qin Shi Huang.

EDIT2: I like this thread.

 

[jakeantonetz]

Knock Knock
Who's there?

Isabella.

Isabella Who?

Isabella gonna ring before we start fighting about religion?

EDIT:

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Qin.

Qin Who?

No, Qin Shi Huang.

EDIT2: I like this thread.

1st one snooze
2nd one ... awesome

 

[Jarlaxe Baenre]

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Hannibal

Hannibal Who?

Han' a ball to me so we can do whatever with it.

I'm not good at punch lines.

 

[ParadigmShifter]

1st one snooze
2nd one ... awesome

Oh I see, we have a critic! A "critic!" ladies and gentlemen!

 

[CivTycoon]

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Stalin.
Stalin who?
Stallin' in line to Civ V opening.

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Groan.

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Sitting Bull.

Sitting Bull who?

Sitting Bull who poisons your water and destroys your farms every couple of turns.

 

[Mallin]

Sitting Bull who poisons your water and destroys your farms every couple of turns.

I have one just like this in my current game. Except his name is Alex the Great, but he will soon be Alex the crushed beneath the tracks of my tanks.

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Sury

Sury who... ooh pretty spaceship! Sorry what did you say your name was? Oh, and what planet are you from?

 

[i_imperator]

Knock Knock,

Who's there?

Montezuma

Montezuma who?

Montezuma the idiot who is going to attack your Mech infantry and tanks with horse archers and Axes.

 

[johnfalcon99977]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

World builder'ed

World builder'ed who?

A thousand World builder'ed mechs with max promotions at your door!

 

[fdgsgds]

Knock knock

- Who's there?

Shaka

- OH SHI---





Knock knock

- Who's there?

The Three Musketeers

- The Three Musketeers who?

You know, the ones harrassing your base running as fast as horses.

 

[bestbrian]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Abe Lincoln.

Abe Lincoln who?

You've never heard of Abe Lincoln?

 

[Psyringe]

You've never heard of Abe Lincoln?

Isn't that a car? As in: "I drove that Lincoln right through Church Hill and into Hyena Carpark"?

 

[Jerrymander]

Isn't that a car? As in: "I drove that Lincoln right through Church Hill and into Hyena Carpark"?

*takes off glasses*

...my god

 

[CivTycoon]

Isn't that a car? As in: "I drove that Lincoln right through Church Hill and into Hyena Carpark"?

Lincoln died at Ford's Theatre and JFK died in Lincoln Ford.



Anyone want some horse meat?

 

[3 EMS]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Napo !

Napo who?

Napoleownyourass!

 

[3 EMS]

stevoh:
Knock Knock,

Who's there?

Montezuma

Montezuma who?

Montezuma the idiot who is going to attack your Mech infantry and tanks with horse archers and Axes.

I'm just glad he wasn't smart enough to build spearmen.

 

[Clam Spammer]

Knock knock

- Who's there?

Shaka

- OH SHI---

Best so far

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gilgamesh
Gilgamesh who?
*grabs me by collar and shakes head in disapproval*
You know who it is. Don't screw with me!

 

[lymond]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Peter

Peter who?

Peter! Peter! I've gotta big Peter!


Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Asoka

Asoka who?

Asoka da Cork

 

[bestrfcplayer]

Knock knock

- Who's there?

Shaka

- OH SHI---

This is the best one! You have won this thread.