Dumb Knock-Knock Jokes to Make Your Nose Bleed
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sucksforyou112
Superman
This has my vote.
johnfalcon99977
Assassin
Talk about it, hes even more scary when he beelines Infantry tech, and hes still ahead of you in power even though you have Modern Armor and Marines D:
i_imperator
Imperator
Talk about it, hes even more scary when he beelines Infantry tech, and hes still ahead of you in power even though you have Modern Armor and Marines D:
You should play against him when he has nukes. I remember he got them in my first noble game and was at war with at least three other AI's, the other two his were vassles, and i rushed monty early on so at least that was one problem gone . It was a good thing i was friendly with him, and won the game by space before he could do anything else.
Knock Knock
- Who's There?
CivFanatic
- CivFanatic Who?
You know who's really hard to play against? Shaka, that's who! Wow, I hate having him in my game. His unitprob is so high. He always goes to war and doesn't care about religion. See him in your game and you should just restart. He's no joke, but he can even take over joke threads.
- Who's There?
CivFanatic
- CivFanatic Who?
You know who's really hard to play against? Shaka, that's who! Wow, I hate having him in my game. His unitprob is so high. He always goes to war and doesn't care about religion. See him in your game and you should just restart. He's no joke, but he can even take over joke threads.
johnfalcon99977
Assassin
Knock Knock
Who's there
Boudica
Boudica's boobs dose have that affect on males
*Boudica appaers*
Hmm ... I should play an unrestricted leaders game ... with all rival civs led by Shaka.
I'd like to know what happens
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Necro
Necro who?
Necro, thy name is Tasunke.
Danelius90
Hunter (of vegetables)
Knock Knock
Who's there
Boudica
I always do custom game - choose my leader, and choose boudica second
jk..
Creatureboy11
A Civ4 Leader
Cooollll!Best so far
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gilgamesh
Gilgamesh who?
*grabs me by collar and shakes head in disapproval*
You know who it is. Don't screw with me!
Dhoomstriker
Girlie Builder
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This one's kind of a rip-off of a couple of the others. So, sue me.
The door: Knock, knock.
You: Who's there?
The voice at the door: Yoohoo, it's me! Boudica!
You: (Salivating at the mouth) I'm coming, dear!
Just to be certain, you peek through the keyhole and sure enough, there she is, looking even more sweaty and disheveled than normal. You can hardly contain yourself.
You whip open the door, prepared to stare... er, I mean, to greet her.
However, below Boudica's head is... nothing... except for the length of a spear.
Slowly turning your gaze upwards, with sunlight streaming into your eyes which partially blinds you, you shudder as sharp white teeth barkingly release the following spine-tingling words.
The voice at the door, as the voice's free hand drops from on high and points directly at you, declares: "Your head, too, would look good on the end of a pole. Impis, take him!"
The door: Knock, knock.
You: Who's there?
The voice at the door: Yoohoo, it's me! Boudica!
You: (Salivating at the mouth) I'm coming, dear!
Just to be certain, you peek through the keyhole and sure enough, there she is, looking even more sweaty and disheveled than normal. You can hardly contain yourself.
You whip open the door, prepared to stare... er, I mean, to greet her.
However, below Boudica's head is... nothing... except for the length of a spear.Slowly turning your gaze upwards, with sunlight streaming into your eyes which partially blinds you, you shudder as sharp white teeth barkingly release the following spine-tingling words.
The voice at the door, as the voice's free hand drops from on high and points directly at you, declares: "Your head, too, would look good on the end of a pole. Impis, take him!"
Abegweit
Anarchist trader
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo Dica. That's who.
Bootilicous. That's what
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo Dica. That's who.
Bootilicous. That's what
Supervisor84
Chieftain
- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Wang Kon.
- Wang Kon who?
- You think I'm asking you to Wang'Kon somebody?!
- Who's there?
- Wang Kon.
- Wang Kon who?
- You think I'm asking you to Wang'Kon somebody?!
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