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Who's to say I never knew him in person? :mischief:

Someone I do know once referred to the Normandy Landing as "Operation Overload".
 
...Do I know you? :joke:
 
Sooner or later, somebody'd do it.

I once had an argument with someone and stated, "You are ignorant!"
To which she responded, "Thank-you! I hope that's a good thing."
 
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History Class last year. The teacher is lecturing on Southeast Asia, something we've been doing for a couple weeks. She makes a statement about "the kingdom of Champa", and suddenly a girl in my class wakes up and asks "Wait, so Champa is a place?"
 
"I can't remember if it was 50% off or half price." -A person I knew in school
 
Those of you who know cricket will get this.

I was playing backyard cricket with some mates at school and this one that isn't all that interested in cricket was bowling and he said, "How am I supposed to hit the stumps when you're standing in the way?"
 
This actually happened to me when I was about 12, growing up in Canada
about 70 miles from the U.S. border.

Big car pulls up, full of tourists, U.S. plates, snow skis on the roof rack.
Driver leans out of the window and says to me.
"Say, kid, what happened to all your snow?"
It was August.:lol:

BTW Gave him directions to Quebec. He gave me five dollars.:crazyeye:
 
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