History Class last year. The teacher is lecturing on Southeast Asia, something we've been doing for a couple weeks. She makes a statement about "the kingdom of Champa", and suddenly a girl in my class wakes up and asks "Wait, so Champa is a place?"
I was playing backyard cricket with some mates at school and this one that isn't all that interested in cricket was bowling and he said, "How am I supposed to hit the stumps when you're standing in the way?"
This actually happened to me when I was about 12, growing up in Canada
about 70 miles from the U.S. border.
Big car pulls up, full of tourists, U.S. plates, snow skis on the roof rack.
Driver leans out of the window and says to me.
"Say, kid, what happened to all your snow?"
It was August.
BTW Gave him directions to Quebec. He gave me five dollars.
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