Dumb Things To Do On A Date

[Perfection]

Bring up the imfamous toilet paper question

 

[Bose]

Bring along your girlfriend...

 

[Eastern Knight]

Asking your girlfriend how many boyfriends she have

 

[Japanrocks12]

Flirt with the girl at the table across from you

 

[Hurricane]

When you dance, tell her "you sweat very little for being that fat".

 

[Portuguese]

Originally posted by Zcylen
when she askes you "do I look fat?"
you answer, "hey, dont worry, I've seen worst things"

Could give the same answer to: "Do you think my brests are small?"

 

[Quasar1011]

Originally posted by Perfection
Bring up the imfamous toilet paper question

What would that be?

Always watch how much toilet paper a woman uses, because that's how she'll spend your money after you're married to her.

 

[Quasar1011]

Order vaseline on your baked potato.

Tell her this is your first date since getting out of prison. When she asks what you were in prison for, say "cannibalism".

 

[RegentMan]

Ask her to pull your finger...

 

[ShiplordAtvar]

Be a little tipsy beforehand and subsequently puke on her while eating a meal.

A really dumb thing to do on a date? Date the girl I used to date.

 

[Smaasnekje]

"knock knock"