Perfection The Great Head. Joined Apr 9, 2002 Messages 50,102 Location Salisbury Plain Apr 23, 2003 #41 Bring up the imfamous toilet paper question
Bose Antipodean Joined Oct 20, 2002 Messages 1,506 Location Too close to Victoria May 8, 2003 #42 Bring along your girlfriend...
Eastern Knight Dragons! Joined Aug 18, 2003 Messages 1,043 Location Earth Aug 28, 2003 #43 Asking your girlfriend how many boyfriends she have
Japanrocks12 tired of being a man Joined Apr 28, 2003 Messages 5,323 Location earth Aug 29, 2003 #44 Flirt with the girl at the table across from you
Hurricane Sleeping Dragon Joined Dec 6, 2001 Messages 1,197 Aug 29, 2003 #45 When you dance, tell her "you sweat very little for being that fat".
Portuguese Vassalising Spain Joined Jun 20, 2002 Messages 2,848 Location Oporto, Portugal (duh) Aug 29, 2003 #46 Originally posted by Zcylen when she askes you "do I look fat?" you answer, "hey, dont worry, I've seen worst things" Click to expand... Could give the same answer to: "Do you think my brests are small?"
Originally posted by Zcylen when she askes you "do I look fat?" you answer, "hey, dont worry, I've seen worst things" Click to expand... Could give the same answer to: "Do you think my brests are small?"
Quasar1011 King of Sylvania Joined May 17, 2003 Messages 2,968 Location California Aug 30, 2003 #47 Originally posted by Perfection Bring up the imfamous toilet paper question Click to expand... What would that be? Always watch how much toilet paper a woman uses, because that's how she'll spend your money after you're married to her.
Originally posted by Perfection Bring up the imfamous toilet paper question Click to expand... What would that be? Always watch how much toilet paper a woman uses, because that's how she'll spend your money after you're married to her.
Quasar1011 King of Sylvania Joined May 17, 2003 Messages 2,968 Location California Aug 30, 2003 #48 Order vaseline on your baked potato. Tell her this is your first date since getting out of prison. When she asks what you were in prison for, say "cannibalism".
Order vaseline on your baked potato. Tell her this is your first date since getting out of prison. When she asks what you were in prison for, say "cannibalism".
RegentMan Deity Joined May 7, 2003 Messages 6,951 Location Washington State Sep 5, 2003 #49 Ask her to pull your finger...
ShiplordAtvar Texan by the grace of God Joined Jan 7, 2003 Messages 894 Location Bell County, TX Sep 12, 2003 #50 Be a little tipsy beforehand and subsequently puke on her while eating a meal. A really dumb thing to do on a date? Date the girl I used to date.
Be a little tipsy beforehand and subsequently puke on her while eating a meal. A really dumb thing to do on a date? Date the girl I used to date.
Smaasnekje Should be medicated... Joined Oct 5, 2002 Messages 1,439 Location In a pile of snow Sep 12, 2003 #51 "knock knock"