First Update.
Current Vote Count (I'll accept votes until the end of today)
Cultural 3
Conquest 2
Diplomatic 2
Space Race 1
Domination 0
Roosevelt: Time for the rise of the American Empire!
John: (Military/Foreign Adviser) Sir, aren't we supposed to be a republic?
Roosevelt: Ha! No, I'm dictator, not president!
John: Um... Great...
Roosevelt: I know right
I'm so awesome and we'll have the best economy in the world. New Deal FTW!
David: (Cultural/Tech Adviser) We just founded the city sir
Roosevelt: What did you name it!!!!
David: David City, isn't that what DC stands for?
Roosevelt: NO! Fool, it's supposed to be named Roosevelt DC!
Roosevelt: What are we researching?
David: Mysticism!
Roosevelt: What? Do you guys ever listen to me!!!
David: Um.... No, not at all
Roosevelt: It's a good thing I don't pay you!
David: Huh???
Roosevelt: Well, if anything, I should be charging you!
David: I'm going to change the name! *rushes out*
Roosevelt: Maybe I'll get lucky and he won't come back
John: Sir, a leader has arrived
*Montezuma enters*
Montezuma: I am pleased to meet you, Roosevelt! Let us slaughter fifty thousand slaves to celebrate this auspicious occasion
Roosevelt: Do you slaughter 50,000 slaves every time you meet someone?
Monteuzuma: Well yeah! Who doesn't like to sacrifice!!!
Roosevelt: How come your annoyed at me, and we just met?
Montezuma: Because, I'm not supposed to like my future vassals
Roosevelt: Pardon, were not becoming your vassal!
Montezuma: Oh yes you will. It always happens in these games
Roosevelt: Sure sure... Whose skull is that?
Montezuma: Um... No one....
Roosevelt: Oh great, I had to get a psycopathic warmonger next to me!
Montezuma: Hey! That's my nickname back in the Aztec Lands. How did you know it?
Roosevelt: Just a hunch. Oh yes, there was something I was going to tell you... What was it... Oh yeah, your head would look good on a pole!
Montezuma: Why thank you! I've always thought it would look good... Wait, are you declaring war???
Roosevelt: That's right! This is revenge Montezuma!!!
Montezuma: You'll never beat me!
Roosevelt: We'll see...
Combat Results: 3 American Warriors vs 2 Aztec Warriors
1. America Warrior1 vs Aztec Warrior1 68.3% odds Loss
2. America Warrior2 vs Aztec Warrior2 3.0% odds Loss
3. America Warrior3 vs Aztec Warrior2 82.3% odds Win
-America Warrior3 gains City Raider 1
4. America Warrior3 vs Aztec Warrior1 43.7%
odds Win
-America Warrior3 captures Tenochtitlan
Roosevelt: Ha! Take that Monty! REVENGE!!!
Roosevelt: Sacrifice him!!!!
Montezuma: Ironic...
*Guards grab Montezuma, and drop him into pit*
Montezuma: I shall return!!!!
Roosevelt: I doubt it, Goodbye!
Roosevelt: Part 1 of our Revenge is complete! Now, let's drop David into the pit!!!
David: What!!! NO!!! Spare me!!!
Roosevelt:
John: Oh great, he's becoming Montezuma...
Roosvelt: What? He was right, sacrificing is fun