The People's Anti-Zombie Liberation Front of Paradise Island has issued the following communiqué:
We regret that such a popular figure as Mr. T, hero of the proletariat, has been 'captured' (sic) by the landowning potentates that monopolise the ownership of arable land and their semifeudally bound serfs, but realises that the workers of the framing world might benefit from their example.
Comrade Swift Lightning should retreate from his dangerous position, O Agricultural Workers! Surrounded by Zombies, he is!
The de-Zombification of the islandside tourist resorts by the Western shore continues, while most of our armed comrades start to shift eastwards to contain Zombie advances around the Church, Armoury and Beach.
It is our hope that the Revolution will be joined by those subjected to capitalist work dependency, the landowning gentry and the bbrute force of high-handed militarism, but no one can be sure of this anymore.
PAZLF-PI, Out.