EFZI2- The PBEM!

We have built the Brothel. Soon we shall have some sexy ladies to help us in protecting us from the Zombie horde. Other than that we killed some zombies before more scum showed up. GPS.
 
The People's Anti-Zombie Liberation Front of Paradise Island's volunteer army are assisting their rural comrades in the cleansing of such a place as the streets around the kitchen. Two freshly unearthed Coffin Zombies and a Haunted Campfire have been shot down in passing by our northeast-headed troops. However, our gallant democratic volunteers must hasten northwards to stem the inflow of Zombie offal from the Church, so another Coffin Zombie remains, we have no ammunition left to shoot it with. We hope that the prospectors nearby can present a united front, embrace the ideals of the Proletariat, join the anti-Zombie Revolution, and, more immediately, destroy the remaining enemy.
Reconstruction in the recently repossessed territories and buildings continues, we expect to reconstitute the sewer connection system and the roads before midnight.
We're also spotting a large horde attempting to surround Mr. T, who's informed anxious citizens that he pities the undead fool who tries to stand in his way. The men and women at the Retirement Home are either shooting things with arquebuses or running around their places, for some reason.
Beware of the Churchly menace!

PAZLF-PI, Out.
 
OOC: Yes indeed, whenever I post the in-character PAZLF-PI it's because I've played a turn and sent it onwards.
 
Alright, this is starting to get a bit out of hand. Are there any lurkers who are interested as playing as the Company? We can't keep waiting a week+ for one player every single round. But I don't want to skip people's turns either.
 
Very very very sorry. Had a series of nasty storms here, that combined with job hunting and house hunting and whole can of stress worms has delayed my turn. Sorry! >.<
 

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I read that as horse hunting for some reason. Heh.
 
GPS to Takhisis.

The authorities begin to gather our troops for a renewed assault on the Weapons Range.

Nothing much else to report, a few sneak zombies have been spotted skulking around our territory, but there's not much of a threat posed...yet.
 

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The People's Anti-Zombie Liberation Front of Paradise Island announces and communicates that the Paradise Mortician, Graveyard Swarm and three Coffin Zombies spotted between the Fast Food Joint and School have been destroyed by our brave volunteers in aid of our rural brethren.
Other enemy units are seen roaming the area aroudn the graveyard by our scouts but are sadly beyond reach, our northern wing having mvoed against the Zombies surging through and between their safe havens in the Church and cinema.
Zombies and Sneaky Zombies are detected near and around the Armoury, deploying either against the Military Base, Zeb's Farm, or both.
Last but not least, a lost dog called 'Fleabag' has been found next to Snorkel Beach. Its owners should claim it quickly, as our butchers have developed a rather popular tutti-carni sausage flavour.
The Revolution shall not be Zombified!
 
Internet connection has been lost again. Could be down for a week or two. Sorry guys. (PS, if you think it's getting old, you have no idea. -_-)


EDIT:
You'll never guess what I found this evening after getting home. Not 3 hours after letting everyone know my net connection is down, I come home to find it back up. :cringe:

I'll get to my turn in the morning.
 
GPS to Takhisis. Nothing much to report.

The Survivors are noted to be attempting to take control of the Church. It is decided that the Authorities will allow the Church to remain under civilian control if they manage to take it, as they need all the hope they can get to withstand this menace.
 

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Sneaky Zombies detected. May Day, May Day, bring in special detectors!
*BANG* This is my boomstick.

The People's Anti-Zombie Liberation Self-Defense Forces' Airborne Observer division have spotted a swarm of Zombies&#8230; swarming from the Research Centre.
Attacking the Zombified Labourers will have twin benefits, on the ideological front, the dispossession of their workforce by the main Zombie hivemind shall not continue, in practical front, their way shall be blocked by their own corpses. Spider Eggs have been spotted near the Research Centre, of such an abnormal size and colour that we fear a new horror has yet to come to us.
Our Comrade Takhisis himself, has had to join in the fray, along with his counterpart, Comradess Tokugawa. Shall humanity's fate be decided here?
 
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