The People's Anti-Zombie Liberation Front of Paradise Island's volunteer army are assisting their rural comrades in the cleansing of such a place as the streets around the kitchen. Two freshly unearthed Coffin Zombies and a Haunted Campfire have been shot down in passing by our northeast-headed troops. However, our gallant democratic volunteers must hasten northwards to stem the inflow of Zombie offal from the Church, so another Coffin Zombie remains, we have no ammunition left to shoot it with. We hope that the prospectors nearby can present a united front, embrace the ideals of the Proletariat, join the anti-Zombie Revolution, and, more immediately, destroy the remaining enemy.
Reconstruction in the recently repossessed territories and buildings continues, we expect to reconstitute the sewer connection system and the roads before midnight.
We're also spotting a large horde attempting to surround Mr. T, who's informed anxious citizens that he pities the undead fool who tries to stand in his way. The men and women at the Retirement Home are either shooting things with arquebuses or running around their places, for some reason.
Beware of the Churchly menace!
PAZLF-PI, Out.