Welcome back to Survive, with Johnny Edwards.
The People's Radio of paradise Island is back in the air!
We now know, of course, that the Zombies are undead. Not being dead means, apparently, that they can still breed.
Our live correspondent, Master Vuldacon, has entered the war zone. He also has taken pictures.
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Now he's in the studio showing us said pictures. Thise here is of his scouting the Monster Doghouse, prior to torching it, says on the back (need we remind our listeners that ninjas don't speak, which makes them cooler than pirates?)
This is a photograph of an inner Pile-up whose protection the Zombies don't enjoy anymore as they cannot all stand inside.
This is a picture of a black deformed thing, probably splattered Zombie guts. Oh, sorry, it appears to be an accidental snapshot of the master ninja's own black-clad thumb, covered in Zombie gore.
It also transpires that the Zombies have a machine shop in the premises which they are using to reattach lost limbs. The talented ninja master has torched the place on his way out, and we hope that his injuries (currently being exorcised at an undisclosed location) are not too terrible.
As a conclusion of the master's report, more than forty Zombies remain there, and he expects this number to increase as the sewer system remains undamaged and the northern corridor hasn't yet been sealed off.
In other news, the weather forecast is that Zombiegeddon is even nearer and that many soldiers and freedom fighters have yet to continue fighting this threat. Our priests counsel that fire is good and cleansing, but Fuel is lacking.
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