Elmo...

[Zcylen]

one good day, saddam was in his limousine.
suddenly the limo smashed a pig which was in the middle of the road.
Saddam was very worried and said to the driver.
go to the farm and tell the pig's owner it was our faul, we will pay for it.
so the driver went to the farm...

15 minutes passed and nothing...
30 minutes passed and nothing...
45 minutes passed and nothing...

after 2 hours the driver returned.
but he was kind of underssed with lipstick in all his face, with a bottle of don perignone 1842 in one of his hands and a big cigarrete (those which castro smokes) in the other hand.

"what happened???" asked saddam very surprised.
well, the farmer gave me the cigarrete, his wife made me a wonderfull dinner and gave me this bottle and I f**** his daughter.

"why? what did you tell the???"

well, I arrived and said :
Im saddam hussein's driver and I killed the pig.

 

[puglover]

 

[GenghisK]

lol. Hehe, long time didn't hear such a joke in that way

 

[Zcylen]

what about this one?

there was a man in a bar, he was very drunk already and he could barely hang the glass in his hands.
he even was about to fall sleep.
the barman told him:
"hey you! dont sleep here!"
the drunk mas asked:
"why not...*hic*?"
then the barman said: "well, you see than man in the corner?"
"which one? the 6 feet, shiny black man with no shirt?"
"yeah, that one!"
"what's with that guy?"
the barman said :
"well, every drunk man who falls sleep in this bar is taken to the basement by that black man and there he f*ck them!"
"naaaa, I dont care, hes not so big after all" the drunk man said.
then, few minutes after the drunk man fell sleep in the bar.

then, suddenly the drunk man felt like if he was lifted (sp?) then he REALIZED he was in the black man's arms!!!
he started begging "please, oh, pleasssssse, dont take me to the basement!"

and the black man answered
"take you to the basement? we were there few minutes ago, Im taking you back to your sit"

 

[Sim_One]

Originally posted by Zcylen

then the french ran to the hole and said "dove" and so it was...

Dove and French, why am I not surprised?