Zcylen
Moonlight Rambler
one good day, saddam was in his limousine.
suddenly the limo smashed a pig which was in the middle of the road.
Saddam was very worried and said to the driver.
go to the farm and tell the pig's owner it was our faul, we will pay for it.
so the driver went to the farm...
15 minutes passed and nothing...
30 minutes passed and nothing...
45 minutes passed and nothing...
after 2 hours the driver returned.
but he was kind of underssed with lipstick in all his face, with a bottle of don perignone 1842 in one of his hands and a big cigarrete (those which castro smokes) in the other hand.
"what happened???" asked saddam very surprised.
well, the farmer gave me the cigarrete, his wife made me a wonderfull dinner and gave me this bottle and I f**** his daughter.
"why? what did you tell the???"
well, I arrived and said :
Im saddam hussein's driver and I killed the pig.

suddenly the limo smashed a pig which was in the middle of the road.
Saddam was very worried and said to the driver.
go to the farm and tell the pig's owner it was our faul, we will pay for it.
so the driver went to the farm...
15 minutes passed and nothing...
30 minutes passed and nothing...
45 minutes passed and nothing...
after 2 hours the driver returned.
but he was kind of underssed with lipstick in all his face, with a bottle of don perignone 1842 in one of his hands and a big cigarrete (those which castro smokes) in the other hand.
"what happened???" asked saddam very surprised.
well, the farmer gave me the cigarrete, his wife made me a wonderfull dinner and gave me this bottle and I f**** his daughter.
"why? what did you tell the???"
well, I arrived and said :
Im saddam hussein's driver and I killed the pig.
