He won't. He doesn't review PC games, sticking to the consoles instead. He also prefers to air his contempt for strategy games from afar rather than play them and then air his contempt as he does with other types of games.
Yeah I have noticed this, but he does actually review PC games (he has reviewed more console games though I admit), Also he has had a friend play a strategy game for him so he can air his contempt for it

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Still, I like listening to him

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As for the article itself, I personally found the many references to the NY heat somewhat humerous, The Escapist is supposed to be a humerous reviewer, atleast the things I have read/listend to certainly are. The 4 page review certainly contains more words than I have read from other reviews, and the article is shaped more into a story of his ordeal playing it from his memory of the event, different to some technical "It will have X in it" Articles. Maybe it's not everyones cup of tea, but you didn't have to read it

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While not amazingly informative, we can pick up on a couple new things, Dynmaite is a Tech, that is new information despite "everyone picks that" I guess everybody else failed to remember

, Also scouting as some of us rightly assumed will be much more important, he planned an attack on the south because he would have an easy line into the city, it turned out his attack plan got him totally annihilated, his "decoy" attack got him massacred and when the rest of his forces went south they ran into a heavily fortified number of infantry. Simply deducded is that "COMBAT WILL BE MUCH MORE EXCITING" The article screams it, giving direct examples of the exciting combat he was subjected too.
P.s 45 minutes... in 45 minutes I could conquer the world,

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