Essay: Deconstructing Conservatism

[Pangur Bán]

This is definitely from the PM essay generator (or some similar program).

Shame, I'd like someone to post a deconstruction of Conservatism.

 

[Borachio]

What about people who are past sex due to health conditions?

In my experience they're the worst (some of them). They think they've got a free pass to indulge in all sorts of innuendo because they believe everyone knows they're not being serious.

Which is probably true enough.

Still, don't imagine I'm making light of serious health conditions. I've no doubt a lot of people have much better things to think about when they're ill.

 

[Traitorfish]

Here was me hoping this would be an instructional guide to hanging, drawing and quartering Tories.

 

[Bootstoots]

Do they require any special technique, or do they hang, draw, and quarter like normal people? Maybe an effigy of Edmond Burke and Margaret Thatcher caught in a compromising position after a lustful time-voyage, set alight as the offending Tory hangs but is still conscious, is required? Alas, we may never know.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Do they require any special technique, or do they hang, draw, and quarter like normal people? Maybe an effigy of Edmond Burke and Margaret Thatcher caught in a compromising position after a lustful time-voyage, set alight as the offending Tory hangs but is still conscious, is required? Alas, we may never know.

Perhaps special consumptives are required - like salt, holy water, silver bullets.. And I'm quite sure that you need to burn the body, lest it comes back at night.

But it's all speculations.

 

[Phrossack]

Deconstruction context framework Sartre. Layers of identity framework THE PATRIARCHY oppression examination of sexual mores in "The Cat in the Hat." Framework gender roles class system THE PATRIARCHY neo-post-premodernism empowering existentialst I don't like white people. Weltanschauung ex post facto de jure angst post hoc ergo propter hoc Weltschmerz Verstehen Jungian psychosocial thought please give me tenure. This, indeed, cannot be denied as a not unreasonable attempt to deconstruct the not unprofound effect of Marxian class struggle and Afro-neo-post-Freudian feminist colonialism on modern frameworks of identity in the not unprofound analysis of Foucault regarding Blue's Clues.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Man, that sounded like my literature book, except replace everything with 'THE PATRIARCHY!", and for anything post-1944 "THE COMMIES DID IT!".

 

[T C]

This has to be the work of the Postmodernism Generator.

edit: To add, have meaningful-sounding-nonsense generators gotten any better since the 1990s? I'd like to see what the state of the art in gibberish is.

There is a very good one (well several actually) in Portuguese called 'O Fabuloso gerador de Lero-lero' The fabulous nonsense* generator.

I just did a google search and found some in English too

Corporate BS

The key people engineer our coordinated system because customer-centric silos produce unprecedented yield enhancement; this is why the accepted capabilities synergize the enablers as part of the plan.

The breakout improvement strengthens the Chief Human Resources Officer. As a result, our problem-solving, strategy-focused and one-to-one enhanced data capture promotes the resources.

The President of Legal stays in the zone. The improved and service-oriented bandwidth empowers the thought leader.

The business leaders streamline emerging open-door policies. Evolutionary dialogues engage cost efficiencies.

The project manager leverages our relevant white paper. The stakeholders take a bite out of our streamlining, unified, sign-off. The Chief Digital Officer tables a compatible guideline. The market practices champion proactively overdelivers a documented cross fertilization.

New Age BS

Imagine a maturing of what could be.

Yes, it is possible to erase the things that can disrupt us, but not without rebirth on our side. Without transcendence, one cannot vibrate. You must take a stand against pain.

Wisdom is a constant. The cosmos is electrified with molecular structures. Today, science tells us that the essence of nature is rebirth.

Through acupuncture, our brains are nurtured by complexity. You will soon be aligned by a power deep within yourself — a power that is pranic, mystical. As you exist, you will enter into infinite curiosity that transcends understanding.

Artistic BS

My work explores the relationship between consumerist fetishism and multimedia experiences.

With influences as diverse as Rousseau and Roy Lichtenstein, new variations are generated from both simple and complex narratives.

Ever since I was a child I have been fascinated by the ephemeral nature of the mind. What starts out as vision soon becomes corroded into a carnival of defeat, leaving only a sense of chaos and the prospect of a new understanding.

As spatial forms become transformed through diligent and diverse practice, the viewer is left with a tribute to the edges of our world.

* A better translation might be "bullsh*t".