even more clues you play civ3 too much...

4410. you play on sid and you find that the ai dont get a +40 productivity bonus you do. then you say hmm.... well that explains why im industrialized and they arent...

4413: Someone has to tell you that what the AI gets on Sid is a -60% Production Cost, so in other words, things that cost 10 shields for you cost 4 shields for them.
4414: Then you realize that you were playing on Cheiftain.
 
4416: You do the same for all the other female leaders.
4417: Or, if you are a girl, you do that to all the male leaders that are reasonably attractive.
 
4418: You've played the game so long that when you look up your suprized that real people have more than 6 moods
4419:Your mother, whose basement you live in sighs in agony(your confused, that's not on CIVIII).
 
4418: You've played the game so long that when you look up your suprized that real people have more than 6 moods
Somehow, I can only count five....

4413. You edit the diplomacy file so that Theo would be your lover in the game.
Now THAT sounds like a good idea! Thanks Sashie! :D
 
4420. you played for 3 years straight because you cant kill those stupid spearmen with your tanks
 
4421: You always fight enemy Tanks with defensive spearmen.
4422: You never attack a spearmen wiht a tank, you always use an AA unit.
 
4416: You do the same for all the other female leaders.
4417: Or, if you are a girl, you do that to all the male leaders that are reasonably attractive.

4423: Or do that to leaders of the same gender as yourself if you're gay.
 
4424: You only do 4423 to the leaders you think are gay also.
 
4425: You wonder how the RW Temple of Artemis could have been destroyed then rebuilt.
4426: You also wonder how the Statue of Zeus was moved from Olympia to Byzantium.
4427: And finally, you wonder how forces of nature destroyed 6 of the 7 great wonders of the Ancient World.
4428: And, for that matter, what the heck is a "force of nature"?
 
4432: You miss work just so that you can play civ3.

4433: You think of leader names for future MGL's.

4434: You buy 10 copies of complete, so that when one brakes, you have 9 others.

4435: OTOH You might not have a job and play civ 3 complete 24/7. Your only source of income is from winning civ tournaments daily, if there was such a thing.
 
4436: So you decide to invent multiplayer civ tournaments. Eventually, it gets so big that there are always at least 1000000000000000000000 games going on at once (obviously, everyone is playing more than one game at once)
 
4437: You're a firm believer that if you advance into the Future techs far enough you'll be able to build cities in the sky.

4438:You wonder way people don't use civ to make future inventions.

4439: You believe that one person can reproduce to make 2 (city pop)

4440: You think it only takes one person to build a city

4441: You don't think soldiers are real people since on civ they don't use pop
 
4443. You decide to destroy the Persians instead of getting out of you burning house.
4444. When you are in the hospital, you feel glad despite your pain that the Persians are destroyed.
(no offense meant to Persians)
 
4445: You are shocked at 4442. Civ3? Get Boring???
 
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