Evolution of the Mullet

[Whomp]

Does this prove intellegent design?

Could be. According to my theory, not only are humans continually evolving, but also some are actually de-evolving.
Think about it...the mullet sporting demographic are meeting each other and they’re making babies with reckless abandon, preserving their traits.

It just so happens, that this might be part of God’s plan of restoring justice. On one hand, Gorrillas are endangered animals, and we could use more of them, so God spoke and God said, “let there be more apes.” Thus began the turning of these folks back into apes. On the other hand, there were probably too many BMX mullets out there who were also fans of intelligent design. God saw all these things and acted accordingly by creating the pornmullet.

 

[MamboJoel]

Womp, about the soccer mullet I strongly recommand this very good peace of work :

Footballers Haircuts: Penalty Kicks and Curlers [ILLUSTRATED] (Hardcover)
by Cris Freddi

 

[Masquerouge]

Womp, about the soccer mullet I strongly recommand this very good peace of work :

Footballers Haircuts: Penalty Kicks and Curlers [ILLUSTRATED] (Hardcover)
by Cris Freddi

Funny the two French posters referred to soccer mullets

 

[Taliesin]

I believe you have omitted a notable subvariant, viz. the skullet:

 

[marioh]

I'd rather be bald than sport a mullet on my head.

 

[MamboJoel]

Funny the two French posters referred to soccer mullets

As the brilliant Cris Freddi author of Footballers Haircuts said :
"We need our footballers to have hair..."

 

[puglover]

Chuck Norris must die.

Blasphemer! Cast the infidel from our midst!

Edit: @Taliesin: what on Earth is that? Mullets are tolerable, but skullets?

 

[Whomp]

I believe you have omitted a notable subvariant, viz. the skullet:

Great picture Taliesin however I did include the skullet in the OP.
That guy is classic skullet. Gold chains and his varietal earrings too.

The everpresent Skullet: The Skullet is growing in popularity across the country. Recent research has shown that Skullets are older men needing to compensate for upper dome hair loss by growing wild and wooly neck blankets.

Can someone explain the prevalance of footmulleters in Europe?

 

[Taliesin]

Urk. Sorry, somehow I missed that one entry.

I'm presently laughing at the thought of what would result from someone attempting to convert a skullet into a combover...

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

This is the only picture I could find of the Ghost World mullet; I know it's not a very good pic.

 

[ironduck]

Could you please put photo examples next to each specimen in the OP? Or at least illustrations if no photos are available of the rarest sightings..

edit - oh no matter, I found classifications on the mulletgalore page!

 

[Red Door]

Chuck Norris must be hunted down, of course, he'd kill us in the process.

 

[skadistic]

The perfect mullet.

 

[Left]

Even the cow skull on his shirt has a mullet.

 

[Xanikk999]

They are most definitly the scourge of mankind.

And they certainly wont help you get a chick.

 

[mrtn]

I believe that the mullet is called 'hockeyfrilla' in Sweden.

What's the connection to hockey? Spectators, players, refs, cheerleaders or all of the above?

It is called hockeyfrilla (hockey haircut for you linguistically challenged).
It's probably from hockey players, you can see long hair sticking out from under the helmet.

But I don't think that there's any "Swedish connection", I think it comes from the States.

Whomp, another subcathegory would be the German Mullet, usually combined with a cute little moustache.

 

[Xanikk999]

It is called hockeyfrilla (hockey haircut for you linguistically challenged).
It's probably from hockey players, you can see long hair sticking out from under the helmet.

But I don't think that there's any "Swedish connection", I think it comes from the States.

Whomp, another subcathegory would be the German Mullet, usually combined with a cute little moustache.

Damn i didnt know europeans could look so red neckkish!

 

[mrtn]

I'm not certain that is an actual German, but the style fits.

 

[Whomp]

I've added a few pictures of the mullet classifications in the OP.

Can we get some consensus on European mullets? German version? Swedish version? Rock concert?
Mrtn Who knew this has spread to Europe so significantly.

On Topic:
These people were reportedly hunted down but escaped when the girl in the blue flashed her dress in the policeman's eyes.

Wedding Mullets.

 

[Urederra]

Gipsy mullets:

Do I have to translate the text? There is no profanities on it, I swear.

EDIT: LOL, I though the text was in Spanish. It sounds german to me.