Timsup2nothin
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So I corrected someone who seemed to take a reference to "bad science" as if that meant "evil science." Naturally, since my very existence is apparently an affront to science believers (though not scientists, oddly enough) they took off with a claim that no matter how you define "bad" there is "NO BAD SCIENCE!!!!"
So, I had pointed out that "bad" could mean "poorly done" science. Something I consider to be a fine example of this would be the guys with the giant radio telescope conducting surveys of interstellar background noise who got sidetracked analyzing a recurring signal that could have signified intelligent origin...which after some years of analysis turned out to be the unshielded microwave oven in their lunch room.
That is BAD science, as in poorly executed.
I also pointed out that "bad" could mean unproductive. A real world example I think qualifies:
Back in the eighties, when dinosaurs roamed free and few humans had even been born, some bright specimen figured out that dissolving cyanuric acid in swimming pool water greatly reduced the rate that chlorine escaped from solution. This not only saved vast amounts of expensive chlorine, it made it easier to avoid "low sanitizer excursions" that present a health hazard. So some tests were done to make sure that people exposed to cyanuric acid in their pool water would not sprout tentacles or be paralyzed by terrifying hallucinations or anything, and "chlorine stabilizer" was marketed to the masses.
Immediately, pretty much every university in the land had grants and someone in either biology, chemistry, or some other related department was tasks with accurately determining the lifespan of bacteria in chlorinated water with and without stabilization. This research went on for years, developing ever more precise measurements because a difference of a few milliseconds could be critical...to the chemical companies that were the market leaders in the production of chlorine. If you could come up with a methodology that could demonstrate a longer extension in the lifespan of a bacteria caused by this evil stabilizer that was cutting demand for their product by 60-70% you were a winner.
Because they needed that science in their efforts to get governments to BAN the use of cyanuric acid. The science clearly showed that bacteria could live as much as TEN TIMES LONGER!
The stabilizer never got widely banned, because most health departments realized that since by then it had been on the market for a couple years and no one was going to stop using it and double their chlorine expense there was no point. However, in public pools where taxpayers pay for the chlorine and don't know what they are getting it was predominantly not used.
So the lawsuits started. Anyone who's kid swam in a pool and subsequently got ill just knew it had to be the stabilizer extending the lifespan of dangerous bacteria, not the fact that their kid ate seven chili dogs in fifteen minutes on a bet at the pool party. This led to vast amounts of attorney driven science, which came up with a whole additional volume of incontrovertible scientific facts.
So, thankfully, today we not only know that an E Coli bacteria can live ten times longer if there is cyanuric acid in pool water with a typical level of chlorination, BUT we also know that extending its life span by a factor of ten means that instead of expiring a quarter inch from the dingleberry from whence it came it can make a solid two, maybe two and a half inches. So we know DO NOT SLURP POOL WATER OFF ANOTHER SWIMMER'S BUTT.
NONE of this information has ever served any purpose, other than having been misrepresented under the "scientific, hence irrefutable" banners by a profit driven company that funded the research. No scientist involved in the research cared, or expected anyone else to care. They were the grunts, earning the grant money for their university.
So, that's what I've got, off the top of my head. What else we got?
Or are you a fan of "no bad (by any definition) science"?
So, I had pointed out that "bad" could mean "poorly done" science. Something I consider to be a fine example of this would be the guys with the giant radio telescope conducting surveys of interstellar background noise who got sidetracked analyzing a recurring signal that could have signified intelligent origin...which after some years of analysis turned out to be the unshielded microwave oven in their lunch room.
That is BAD science, as in poorly executed.
I also pointed out that "bad" could mean unproductive. A real world example I think qualifies:
Back in the eighties, when dinosaurs roamed free and few humans had even been born, some bright specimen figured out that dissolving cyanuric acid in swimming pool water greatly reduced the rate that chlorine escaped from solution. This not only saved vast amounts of expensive chlorine, it made it easier to avoid "low sanitizer excursions" that present a health hazard. So some tests were done to make sure that people exposed to cyanuric acid in their pool water would not sprout tentacles or be paralyzed by terrifying hallucinations or anything, and "chlorine stabilizer" was marketed to the masses.
Immediately, pretty much every university in the land had grants and someone in either biology, chemistry, or some other related department was tasks with accurately determining the lifespan of bacteria in chlorinated water with and without stabilization. This research went on for years, developing ever more precise measurements because a difference of a few milliseconds could be critical...to the chemical companies that were the market leaders in the production of chlorine. If you could come up with a methodology that could demonstrate a longer extension in the lifespan of a bacteria caused by this evil stabilizer that was cutting demand for their product by 60-70% you were a winner.
Because they needed that science in their efforts to get governments to BAN the use of cyanuric acid. The science clearly showed that bacteria could live as much as TEN TIMES LONGER!

So the lawsuits started. Anyone who's kid swam in a pool and subsequently got ill just knew it had to be the stabilizer extending the lifespan of dangerous bacteria, not the fact that their kid ate seven chili dogs in fifteen minutes on a bet at the pool party. This led to vast amounts of attorney driven science, which came up with a whole additional volume of incontrovertible scientific facts.
So, thankfully, today we not only know that an E Coli bacteria can live ten times longer if there is cyanuric acid in pool water with a typical level of chlorination, BUT we also know that extending its life span by a factor of ten means that instead of expiring a quarter inch from the dingleberry from whence it came it can make a solid two, maybe two and a half inches. So we know DO NOT SLURP POOL WATER OFF ANOTHER SWIMMER'S BUTT.
NONE of this information has ever served any purpose, other than having been misrepresented under the "scientific, hence irrefutable" banners by a profit driven company that funded the research. No scientist involved in the research cared, or expected anyone else to care. They were the grunts, earning the grant money for their university.
So, that's what I've got, off the top of my head. What else we got?
Or are you a fan of "no bad (by any definition) science"?