Fake stupid newbie's questions

[Dell19]

Can I lock this thread please? No really this isn't a joke I really want to close it.

 

[SoRHunter]

How do I get the Katana from my Samurai?

 

[SoRHunter]

Why does anyone want to ask stupid questions?

Is there anyone so stupid to really answer them?

If not, why do people keep asking questions? Don't they have anything else to do?

 

[gunning1]

Why hasen't anyone responded to my post for 2 whole minutes?

 

[Perfection]

Originally posted by hedgehog


Having just one post (well... now 2) does not make you a newbie. What do you mean by newbye anyway?? Maybe Civ Fanatics Newbies, but I think it's about computer newbies or simply "greenhorns" such as those described by Mark Twain (Read the first paragraph of Winetoo)...

I for instance have enjoyed simply watching the threads here...

A newbie asking about newbies, the ultimate in newbieness

 

[:)civ2]

is (un)perfection still here ?
why don't any of my units go to the bathroom?
do they have bathrooms before sanitation?
why cant i reserch computers after alfebet?

 

[gunning1]

How are my units able to stay alive for so long?

 

[Perfection]

Whats with this little white guy, he's preventing my scout from getting the stuff in the goody-hut

 

[Aphex_Twin]

First time playing civ:
-What the hell is that guy in the grass skirt bikiny doing?
-The game must have a bug. The entire map is black...
-I pressed CTRL+T and the game reset... I must close the game and start over.
-I loaded the trireme and sent it over the ocean to discover a new world. I had no idea it took so long to return with any news. Where the hell is the trireme after all? It says something about "Don't tresspass theese watrers !"

 

[VanillaCube]

Why is this thread so long?

 

[Dell19]

Because people spam way too much... Please don't say I am spamming as well just by posting, I have a purpose.

 

[newfangle]

The amount of actual material here is on par with 2 posts in OT.

 

[gunning1]

I know that there is a top posters list, but is there a top spammers list?

 

[Perfection]

Originally posted by gunning1
I know that there is a top posters list, but is there a top spammers list?

Aren't they the same?

 

[Perfection]

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=32061

Heres a good one

 

[col]

I thought so too!!

I couldnt believe it was serious but Bamspeedy seems to.

 

[Perfection]

Where is the cheat menu in civ 3?

 

[BCLG100]

am i the only one who took my post not seriousley?

perfection earlier cos its a work in progress if i find another funny newbie question ill add it but at the moment this thread has pretty much turned to spam with if wernt pretty cleverly hidden it would be called flaming and to new fangle after

lol

 

[Perfection]

Why does BCLG100 believe everyytning he sees is spam?

 

[newfangle]

Perfection, from now on you need to think (I know I know, its way out there). Only post if you think others will benefit from them.