Oh, if only it were that simple. There's a cereal for different occasions...
Cookie Crisp: I'm reliving my childhood and feeling young! Maybe later I'll talk like Shaggy or do some Transformers sound effects while I drive.
Mini Wheats (organic): I'm on a schedule! Routine is what gets me to work on time. I'm healthy and making decisions.
Count Chocula: Waking up late after a long night at the pub chatting up that goth girl. This is the cereal of the dramatic, pouty and wicked! Three, three spoonfuls! Muhahaha!
Special K w/ Red Berries: Becoming one with the soccer mom psyche. I will jog, alphabetize and maybe vacuum later. Wearing red!
Cap'n Crunch: Sometimes you feel rough and tumble and want some mouth pain! Avast ye soggies! - on a side note, does anyone remember the movie Benny and Joon? He eats cap'n crunch a lot in it, but he puts it in a blender and drinks it. Works great, but you can't let it settle to the bottom
Needless to say, I keep a lot of cereals on hand
I often buy ones that have a good prize in the box. I ain't mailing in for a damn thing - in the box or no deal!
