"MOCKERY: 'Oh, Master, I love you, but I hate all you stand for! But I think we should go press our slimy, mucus-covered lips together in the cargo hold!'"
-HK-47 impersonating Master Bastila Shan (Knights of the Old Republic II)
"Yeah, I've met him [Trymbo]. He's a few freighters short of a convoy, if you know what I mean."
"Tell me about it. Every time I talk to him, he thinks I'm his dead uncle that got sucked into a black hole."
-The Voidhound and Viidu, Ord Mantell (The Old Republic)
"This droid you sold me is a hunk of junk! I want a refund!"
"<No refunds!>"
"Come on, the thing's vocabulator went out within twenty minutes of my getting home!"
"<Vocabulator not broken! Is feature!>"
"How is that a feature? Honestly, what good is a protocol droid that can't even talk?"
-Unnamed customer and Jawa vendor, Anchorhead (The Old Republic)
"You know this has no legal standing. I sign this surrender only under duress-"
"Surrender is always made under duress. That's why they call it surrender."
-COL Lorz Geptun and Master Mace Windu, Battle of Pelek Baw (Shatterpoint)
"Oh, Anakin...where is your lightsaber?"
"It's not lost, if that's what you're thinking."
"No?"
"No."
"Where is it, then?"
"Can we talk about this later?"
"Without your lightsaber, you may not have a 'later.'"
"I don't need a lecture, okay? How many times have we had this talk?"
"Apparently, one time less than we needed to."
"He's [one of the droids that has captured them] got it."
"He does? And how did this happen?"
"I don't want to talk about it."
"Anakin-"
"Hey, he's got yours, too!"
"That's different-"
"This weapon is your life, Obi-Wan! You must take care of it!"
"Perhaps we should talk about this later."
"Without your lightsaber, you may not have a-"
"All right, all right. You win."
"I'm sorry? What was that? Could you speak up a little?"
"It's not very Jedi to gloat, Anakin."
-Master Obi-Wan Kenobi and Knight Anakin Skywalker, Battle of Coruscant (Revenge of the Sith novelization)
"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you, hmm? Mmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you: here, between you, me, the tree, the rock...everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship."
-Master Yoda to Luke Skywalker (The Empire Strikes Back)
"You know, if I had even the tiniest control over the Force, what I'd do with it? On those long missions, I'd scratch that little spot in the center of my back that I can never reach..."
"Go ahead, make fun."
"Oh, come on. You think Skywalker doesn't do that?"
-FO Garik "Face" Loran and FO Tyria Sarkin (Wraith Squadron)
"So, when you joined Starfighter Command, did you have any presentiment that someday you'd be impersonating an Ewok?"
"Now the waist."
"Sure. You know, pretending to be an Ewok is a felony on some worlds."
"Wes."
"And I think it's probably against regulations to fly starfighters while performing a puppet show."
"Wes."
"Yub, yub, Commander."
-CDR Wedge Antilles and 1LT Wes Janson, shortly before the Battle of Kuat (Iron Fist)
"Everything I tell you is a lie."
-Knight Vergere, to Knight Jacen Solo, several times (Traitor)
"You couldn't have just, maybe, said 'Hey, Jacen! Run this way!'?"
"Hey, Jacen. Run this way."
-Jacen Solo and Vergere, Coruscant (Traitor)
"You! You there! What are you doing there?"
"Isn't it obvious? I'm standing in your way."
"Stand aside! There are thousands of warriors out here! You can't hope to stop us."
"I don't have to stop you. All I have to do is slow you down. You want me to move? Come on and move me."
"There are thousands of warriors out here. You are only one man!"
"I am only one Jedi."
"You're insane!"
"No. I am Ganner."
-Executor Nom Anor and Knight Ganner Rhysode, in the Senate Rotunda/Well of the World Brain (Traitor)
"Executor, didn't I say that Jacen Solo will steal your ship? When will you learn that everything I tell you is the truth?"
-Vergere to Nom Anor, Coruscant (Traitor)
"Tycho, we're about to achieve a tremendous victory we don't want."
"We'll put that in your biography. General Antilles was so good he couldn't fail when he tried to."
-GEN Wedge Antilles and GEN Tycho Celchu, Borleias campaign (Rebel Dream)
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