Feud IV: The Great Revision

[strijder20]

Christos, perhaps it's not very good to compose your government with people who hate you.
Reward those who are loyal, and ignore those who are not. Not the other way round.

 

[christos200]

But there is no one who supports me. So i offerd you to become general. Do you accept?

 

[W|M]

If you have nobody supporting you, you should really try to get some supporters before recruiting them into your ranks.

 

[christos200]

I tried that by giving positions but all of them ( including you) didnt accepted them and went to the rebels. Anyway, you will be deafeted again and this time you wont come back.

 

[strijder20]

I decide to stay neutral until the storm is over (if you are still alive then, then I might collaborate) but if you get ill, you can always go to my apothecary shop - if my roll for opening it is above 10.

 

[momo1000]

1. Gather a small group of disciples and preach a peaceful doctrine of Islam, all are children of Allah who would not wish His devotees to resort to threats and needless violence
2. Publicly offer to mediate a peaceful end to the ongoing schism

The Rahmanists would like to welcome our Farsi brother with open arms, in the embrace of the True Allah.

OCC: The Rahmanists see the first Allah (Stalin) as a false prophet and the second (Jehoshuah) as a false prophet with good intentions.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

ooc: does prestige come into account on this? I thought it was just the roll of the dice plus possible benefits

Oh yeah, that's right. That's why I gave Christos the 4x multiplier. It's because his prestige was so much higher than everyone else's, he naturally has more NPC villagers under him. If someone else's prestige was higher, he wouldn't have gotten the 4x multiplier.

Might wanna decrease Christos's prestige before assulting him. Just saying

Next update will contain the gameplay, so it will be tomorrow.

 

[NinjaCow64]

Oh yeah, that's right. That's why I gave Christos the 4x multiplier. It's because his prestige was so much higher than everyone else's, he naturally has more NPC villagers under him. If someone else's prestige was higher, he wouldn't have gotten the 4x multiplier.

Might wanna decrease Christos's prestige before assulting him. Just saying

Next update will contain the gameplay, so it will be tomorrow.

Me understand now.

That is more plausible and I will not get so hyped up now.

But...I can't remember who attacked Stalin, but I remember that our combined Prestigie is higher than his. Surely the combined forces of Vodka, true Islamists and another God would be more powerful than his power.

@filli: You can only post one order per round. Yoshi changed that rule.

 

[Tycho]

In terms of the Holy Army, would I have control of my section completely? I am rather interested and willing to drop all pretenses of rebellion if that is the case.

 

[Jehoshua]

OCC: The Abdulrahmanists see..... the second (Jehoshuah) as a false prophet with good intentions.

ooc: I presume you said that OOC to hedge your bets on the off chance I am successful in more than just creating more chaos. Oh and Tycho, you dissapoint me in you consideration of joining Christos, do you not understand that his reign is only a temporary abberration completely in contradiction to the the historic development of all previous threads in which he has been involved. Ergo it won't last.

 

[NinjaCow64]

ooc: I presume you said that OOC to hedge your bets on the off chance I am successful in more than just creating more chaos. Oh and Tycho, you dissapoint me in you consideration of joining Christos, do you not understand that his reign is only a temporary abberration completely in contradiction to the the historic development of all previous threads in which he has been involved. Ergo it won't last.

OCC: (I think...I'm not 100% sure what you're saying )

 

[Jehoshua]

ooc: Christos has always failed to achieve his drastic revisionism, and thus this brief period of actual success is an anomaly. Therefore it is safe to presume that with the continued opposition of the plurality of important mortals and the displeasure of Allah aroused against him that his tyrannies days are numbered.

 

[Terrance888]

ooc: I presume you said that OOC to hedge your bets Just in case on the off chance I am successful in more than just creating more chaos becomes the next Chief/major player. Oh and Tycho, you dissapoint me in you consideration of joining Christos, do you not understand that his reign is only a temporary abberration short and random event completely in contradiction 100% against the facts of to the the historic development of all previous threads in which he has been involved. Never happened before Ergo it won't last.

OOC:
Translated.

OOC2: X-post. Also, your language almost match how complex I speak IRL.

 

[Jehoshua]

ooc: I should always presume mortals have difficulty in understanding the words of Allah.

 

[Terrance888]

OOC: Well, then I must be speaking Belarussian in a land of Russians.

I can understand you perfectly fine.

 

[Jehoshua]

OOC: you are blessed by the grace of Allah as an interpretor of divine utterances. Now if only you acknowledged Him as your God and further blessing would fall upon you. (I need someone to put in as dictator to replace stalin if I succeed in smiting him with lightning after all).

 

[Terrance888]

OOC: , ask long as the philosophy of Navalism is also Ok, I might.

 

[Jehoshua]

OOC: After much consideration, a modified version of Navalism would be permissable to Allah as not contradictory to the way of Allah. Although of course other ideologies not in contradiction to the ways of Allah are likewise not condemnable. (Allah will not support navalism, but he won't condemn this modified version or look upon it with disfavour thus meaning it is OK)

The Principles of Navalism​

Balance of Power
The Multiverse of all worlds is controlled by Allah. He is all powerful.
The Universe of our worlds is controlled by the Allah. He has power over all fates.
Our World is controlled by immortal men known as "Leaderheads" disobedient, traitorous minions of Allah.
All uncivilized peoples are Bearbearians, the evil, malformed spawn of Stalin and a siberian bear.
Finally, our civilization is controlled by immortals known as "Civfanatics". Djinn discerning the will of Allah, they exiled the Leaderhead of Russia and now rule us all.
The Smith Corollary Controlling all wealth is the invisible hand of economics.
The Allah Corollary Allah is Allah and there is no God but Allah.
The Vodka Corollary Allah turns a blind eye to the consumption of vodka, but judges harshly the consumption of all other alcoholic beverages

The Power of the United Russia

Russia is powerful, but only if united.
Therefore, the Belarussians must aid the Muscovites, while the Ukrainians must be enslaved if they do not cooperate.
Therefore, we must remain conscious of the differences between Belarussians, Muscovites and Ukrainians.
The Destiny of the United Russias is the conquer the world in the name of Allah
The Destiny of the divided Russias is the be conquered by the Bearbearians and the Leaderheads.

The Commandments of Navalism

Thou shall always realize your differences, yet accept and tolerate them.
Thou shall always unite with thy neighber against thy stranger. With thy stranger against thy bearbearian.
Thou shall always love Russia and the glorious history of Belarussia.
Thou shall never aid the agents of foreigners for wealth or for envy.
Thou shall never aid the rebellions against a United Russia.
Thou shall never worship or suffer Totalitarian religions, for they stem from the enemy, Stalin.
Thou will strive to achieve communal freedom.
Thou will strive to resist Stalin.
Thou will strive to earn all that is possible, and give all that is needed.

 

[Terrance888]

Ooc: Kewl!

 

[Jehoshua]

ooc: now you only need to proclaim it IC, and acknowledge that Allah is Allah and Stalin is the progenitor of the bearbearians and an imposter and we can come to some arrangement.