Attention people of Moscow! I have a treaty that I hope will please both parties.
Ceasfire Treaty of Moscow
This is to solve internal disputes and prevent bloodshed from taking place on a large scale here. I have complete control over the Holy Army and I do not wish to use it on anyone, but it may come to that. The details of this treaty are outlined below.
1. Rebels will cease all hostile activity that threatens to snap apart mother Russia, and will be given compensation for joining us peacefully.
2. Stalin will remain head of Russia with elected leaders sharing equal power in certain positions.
3. Jehoshua will become Great Imam, holy leader of Russia besides Stalin and will share power equally.
4. Equal oppurtunity for all in the form of promotions to higher levels of power.
5. No religious persecution; you will not be forced to convert, merely just accept Stalin as head of Russia. Religious freedom and philosophical freedom will also be present, and all creeds may practice.
For the sake of Russia people, see the light and accept the olive branch between our two parties! Stalin, please cease your constant religious fundamentalism that tears apart our nation at the seams, and rebels, let us better Russia for the future and not shed blood unnecessarily! For Russia to succeed, it needs all of us to work together in harmony, at least for a little while, so that we can guide this nation! See the light people and please accept this peace treaty.
I sincerely hope bloodshed will not be required, on either side. Both sides will take serious losses if this continues, and we will not be able to support Russia at this rate with a mound of corpses where we once were. Let us be at peace with one another, let me reiterate that again, in peace so that we can prosper.