Fill in this quetionnaire as fast as you can, and without thinking twice!

[Takhisis]

This is something I came upon in English classes.
Fill it in, post it as an answer, and have fun!
REMEMBER-please state what you´re answering becuse it´s pretty long!
Name at least two things that...

1. are very expensive
2. you can use to write with
3. have a nice smell
4. are small enough to fit in your pocket
5. are dangerous
6. can make you feel happy
7. are thin and sharp
8. you can wear above the waist
9. you would find it diffcult to live without
10. are yellow
11. make an unpleasant or loud noise
12. are very heavy
13. you shouldn´t eat if you are on a diet
14. people enjoy doing in their free time
15. are found in the country (but not usually in a town)
16. can move veyr quickly
17. won´t work without electricity
18. you usually use only once
19. are found on a kitchen
20. people usually take with them on holiday
21. are containers
22. you can do to stop a baby crying
23. atre very fragile
24. can make you feel tired
25. people are usually frightened of
26. are made of glass
27. taste nice
28. men find attracitve about women, or viceversa
29. cost less than a pound
30. you can do to stop a nosebleed

Just try not ot laugh at the answers of other guys.
Remember not to make more than one post in this thread.

EDIT
forgot to say that I´ll post my own answers when enough responses have been delivered (aka when some moderator closes this down)

EDIT2
You are allowed to make comments, etc, but if you aren´t going to put in an answer, don´t post. PM me. Especially to Mirc

 

[Perfection]

are very expensive
Tokamak Reactors and satelite missile systems

you can use to write with
Blood of the innocent and word processor

have a nice smell
Napalm in the morning and GM death orchids

are small enough to fit in your pocket
Death laser control module and a beaker full of super-ebola

are dangerous
Me and I

can make you feel happy
death and destruction

are thin and sharp
razors and me

you can wear above the waist
night-vision goggles and my hat

you would find it diffcult to live without
Uranium and lasers

are yellow
the sun and cowards

make an unpleasant or loud noise
victims and nuclear weapons

are very heavy
cement sarcophagi and corperate high-rises

you shouldn´t eat if you are on a diet
anthrax and your own head

people enjoy doing in their free time
trying to be like me and loafing

are found in the country (but not usually in a town)
missile silos and testing ranges

can move veyr quickly
scramjets and ICBMs

won´t work without electricity
particle accelerators and supercomputers

you usually use only once
nuclear bombs and bullets

are found on a kitchen
blenders and beaters

people usually take with them on holiday
bugs and tracking devices

are containers
cryogenic freeze-pods and vats

you can do to stop a baby crying
kill it and knock it unconcious

atre very fragile
neodymium magnets and solar sails

can make you feel tired
ignorance and stupidity

people are usually frightened of
me and my army

are made of glass
your jaw and a pirates eye

taste nice
flesh of the weak and potato salad

men find attracitve about women, or viceversa
tits and ass

cost less than a pound
your execution and your worth

you can do to stop a nosebleed
plug it with concrete and vaporize it with nuclear weaponry

 

[DiamanteLouco]

Answers

1. Civ IV and computer
2. pen and pencil
3. woman and mouse
4. key and heart
5. woman and mouse
6. woman and mouse
7. key and pencil
8. t-shirt and woman
9. woman and mouse
10. smiley and ehrm... another smiley
11. woman and comedians
12. computer and iron
13. keys and printer
14. sex and music
15. rice and plants
16. car and sound
17. computer and speaker
18. condom and banana
19. banana and fork
20. firearm and car
21. container (duh) and tuppaware
22. killing and throwing
23. baby and woman
24. woman and running
25. clown and horror movies
26. window and glasses
27. woman and bread
28. breast and eyes
29. gum and batteries
30. toilet paper and towel

Remember not to make more than one post in this thread.

Some are preety random, bu maybe that´s the point...

 

[Quentin]

1.oil, gold
2.pen, pencil
3.girls, flowers
4.handphone, gameboy
5.knife, fire
6.girls, sweets
7.needle, knife
8.watch, belt (watch is wrong of course but then there's that no thinking twice thing)
9.water, girls
10.pikachu, cheese
11.aeroplanes, fingernails
12.fat girls, piano
13.water, fat
14.girls, talking
15.grass, cow
16.pikachu, racecar
17.computer, handphone
18.bomb, toothpick
19.knife, water
20.clothes, water
21.bottle, box
22.punch it, feed it
23.glass, concrete(?)
24.running, girls
25.monsters, spiders
26.glass, window
27.water, sweets
28.eyes, boobs
29.toilet trip, tissues
30.shove tissues in, wash

I'm quite sure some of those don't make sense. I wrote "girls" more times than I thought.

 

[Ramius75]

1. diamonds, cars
2. Pen , pencil
3. perfume, hair
4. money, pen
5. sword , gun
6. Princess , love
7. knife, pin
8. Shirt, belt
9. Air , water
10. urine, boots
11. Fart, piledriver
12. lorry, bulldozer
13. burger, fries
14. reading , TV
15. tall building, MRT(train)
16. train , plane
17. toaster, microwave oven
18. tissue, condom
19. knife, choppingboard
20. luggage, swimming trunk
21. box, can
22. pacifer, breast
23. glass, cup
24. jogging , exercise
25. thunder, snake
26. glass, glasses
27. burger, seafood
28. breast, character
29. busride, pen
30 tissue, clothes.

 

[Ultima Dragoon]

1 Uranium and plutonium
2 Stick of carbon, laser
3 cinnamon, curry
4 creditcard gun, knife
5 Sword, ICBM
6 Nukes, Warhammer
7 Arrow, rat tail file
8 headband, wraithguard
9 Electricity, oxygen
10 snow ( ), sunflowers
11 Guy sebastien, airbrakes
12 500-kiloton nuke, a neutron star
13 everything, everything
14 painting, building nuclear reactors
15 Uranium mines, Uluru
16 humingbirds, electrons
17 computers, particle accelarators
18 toothpick, windows m
19 knives, blenders
20 remote control nukes, swimmers
21 stasis pods, mugs
22 make a funny face, make it go to sleep
23 ecosystems, life
24 stubborn enemies, cold
25 my height, my intelligence
26 windows, warheads
27 nukes, chilli
28 no idea, intelligence
29 air
30 stick a nuke up your nose, fill it with resin

 

[aaglo]

[*]are very expensive
cars & aeroplanes

[*]you can use to write with
pen & pencil

[*]have a nice smell
flowers & perfume

[*]are small enough to fit in your pocket
coins & bus ticket

[*]are dangerous
alligators & lions

[*]can make you feel happy
money & girls

[*]are thin and sharp
razors & knives

[*]you can wear above the waist
hat & jacket

[*]you would find it diffcult to live without
electricity & home

[*]are yellow
sunflower & voikukka (butter flower?)

[*]make an unpleasant or loud noise
aeroplanes & car brakes

[*]are very heavy
weights & bulldozers

[*]you shouldn´t eat if you are on a diet
sugar & excessive fat

[*]people enjoy doing in their free time
sleep & read

[*]are found in the country (but not usually in a town)
cows & farms

[*]can move veyr quickly
trains & planes

[*]won´t work without electricity
computers & lights

[*]you usually use only once
life & concert ticket

[*]are found on a kitchen
sink & oven

[*]people usually take with them on holiday
luggage & money

[*]are containers
box & barrel

[*]you can do to stop a baby crying
put in a muffler & feed it

[*]atre very fragile
glass & crystal

[*]can make you feel tired
hard work & excersise

[*]people are usually frightened of
snakes & exotic insects

[*]are made of glass
windows & glasses

[*]taste nice
chinese food & candy

[*]men find attracitve about women, or viceversa
smell & bodyshape

[*]cost less than a pound
nothing & absolutely nothing

[*]you can do to stop a nosebleed
stuff rags in your nose & bleed to death

 

[Jawz II]

are very expensive
big trucks and missiles

you can use to write with
pens and pencils

have a nice smell
flowers and girls parfumes

are small enough to fit in your pocket
pen and pencil

are dangerous
knife and fork

can make you feel happy
orgasms and pot

are thin and sharp
these 2 guys i knows penises, i havent actually seen them nekkid, but they are the weasly kind, you just know!

you can wear above the waist
watch and tshirt

you would find it diffcult to live without
food and water

are yellow
bananas and the sun (?)

make an unpleasant or loud noise
my butt and my throat

are very heavy
me and my doppleganger

you shouldn´t eat if you are on a diet
cake and icecream

people enjoy doing in their free time
wachting tv and playing tv games

are found in the country (but not usually in a town)
cows and horses

can move veyr quickly
cows and sheep

won´t work without electricity
tv and computer

you usually use only once
toilet paper and bandages

are found on a kitchen
knife and fork

people usually take with them on holiday
knife and fork

are containers
bags and suitcases

you can do to stop a baby crying
feed and kill (sorry thats the first thing that came to me, prolly due to all the dead baby jokes ive heard)

atre very fragile
woot? are? crystal chandeleers and girls

can make you feel tired
heavy girls and stoopid people

people are usually frightened of
me and my brother

are made of glass
glasses and windows

taste nice
me and icecream

men find attracitve about women, or viceversa
chest and butt

cost less than a pound
stamp and condoms

you can do to stop a nosebleed
stuff yer nose with paper and thats about all you can do about it, tilting your head back dosent help, its a myth

 

[WildWeazel]

1. are very expensive
mistakes and time

2. you can use to write with
blood and lemon juice

3. have a nice smell
girls and flames

4. are small enough to fit in your pocket
9v batteries and quarters

5. are dangerous
strangers and liberals

6. can make you feel happy
soma and sugar

7. are thin and sharp
me and pencils

8. you can wear above the waist
noose and underwear

9. you would find it diffcult to live without
oxygen and Civ3

10. are yellow
pee and the Egyptians

11. make an unpleasant or loud noise
liberals and the media (or does that only count as one)

12. are very heavy
oliphaunts and a ton of feathers

13. you shouldn´t eat if you are on a diet
food and tacks

14. people enjoy doing in their free time
playing Civ3 and modding

15. are found in the country (but not usually in a town)
me and bombing ranges

16. can move veyr quickly
gossip and time

17. won´t work without electricity
Scientific Method and Replaceable parts

18. you usually use only once
cruise missiles and nukes

19. are found on a kitchen
food and fridge

20. people usually take with them on holiday
laptop and Civ3

21. are containers
Transport and Helicopter

22. you can do to stop a baby crying
comfort it and smother it

23. atre very fragile
porcelain and nitroglycerin

24. can make you feel tired
homework and one more turn syndrome

25. people are usually frightened of
Diety and Sid

26. are made of glass
drinking glasses and eye glasses

27. taste nice
donuts and Conquest victory

28. men find attracitve about women, or viceversa
body and Civ addiction

29. cost less than a pound
everything, if you live in the USA

30. you can do to stop a nosebleed
drop altitude and lose all your blood

 

[GeneralMatt]

1 War and oil
2 pen and pencil
3 perfume and kayane pepper
4 Dust and molecules
5 Guns and money
6 Civ 3 and A new computer
7 knives and tin sheets
8 hats and bandoliers
9 God and food
10 sunflowers and large envelopes
11 drums and babies
12 Iron ingots and bolders
13 food and fat
14 eating and sleeping
15 cows and barns (sorry alive cows)
16 City folks and teenagers driving cars
17 Computers and Cars
18 Coins and paper money
19 Fridges and cooks
20 Family and transportation
21 pots and tupperware
22gag it or squeeze it really hard in the stomach so it can only breath enough, not enough to cry
23 relationships and stocks
24 Playing civ 3 too late and getting up at 6 or modding civ 3 too late and getting up at 6
25 guns and nearby wars
26 tables and windows
27 honey (in moderation) and maple syryup (again in moderation)
28 I don't have much experience but I would say dreaming of them and them smiling at you.
29 a Canadian dollar and a american dollar
30 bleed all your blood out another way or plaster up your nose.

 

[Maniacal]

1. are very expensive
nukes, spaceships
2. you can use to write with
pencil, pen
3. have a nice smell
flowers, some soaps
4. are small enough to fit in your pocket
rock, pin
5. are dangerous
cars, guns
6. can make you feel happy
computer games, laughter
7. are thin and sharp
needles, swords.
8. you can wear above the waist
shirts, hats
9. you would find it diffcult to live without
computer, friends
10. are yellow
simpsons, flowers
11. make an unpleasant or loud noise
friecrackers, bombs
12. are very heavy
trucks, buildings
13. you shouldn´t eat if you are on a diet
macdonalds (anything), fat
14. people enjoy doing in their free time
games, building
15. are found in the country (but not usually in a town)
farms, stars
16. can move veyr quickly
cheetahs, comets
17. won´t work without electricity
computers, gameboys
18. you usually use only once
books, food
19. are found on a kitchen
knife, refridgerator
20. people usually take with them on holiday
clothes, swimsuits
21. are containers
cardboard boxes, crates
22. you can do to stop a baby crying
death, gag
23. atre very fragile
clay vase, glass
24. can make you feel tired
school, getting up earlier (earlier than 8am)
25. people are usually frightened of
spiders, dark
26. are made of glass
bowls, windowd=s
27. taste nice
cake, watermelon
28. men find attracitve about women, or viceversa
bodies, personalities
29. cost less than a pound
cheap candy, canadian dollar
30. you can do to stop a nosebleed
wax, tissue

 

[Comraddict]

1. graphic cards
2. blood
3. my ex-gf/gf/??
4. condoms
5. tattooed people
6. video games! Sid
7. knife
8. t shirt
9. computer, my ex-gf/gf/??
10. dirty underwear
11. neighboor
12. metal
13. pizza
14. sex, drugs, depression
15. cows
16. ford mustangs
17. fridges
18. condoms
19. bread
20. gas
21. plastic
22. skyscraper
23. some females
24. food
25. mice
26. windows
27. <adult>
28. eyes
29. water
30. bed

 

[Goldflash]

are very expensive
A Gallon of Gas and a three Hundres and Forty Seven Hostess Fruit Pies

you can use to write with
A severed finger and chalk

have a nice smell
Apple Pie and Um.. Flowers.

are small enough to fit in your pocket
Dice and a pocket Knife

are dangerous
A Blender and dumb people

can make you feel happy
Hostess Fruit Pies and Gold

are thin and sharp
My Wit and a Knife

you can wear above the waist
Clothes and No Clothes

you would find it diffcult to live without
Hostess Fruit Pies and Gold

are yellow
Lemon Hostess Fruit Pies and Gold

make an unpleasant or loud noise
African American Females and Rappers

are very heavy
African American Females and Three Hundred and Forty Seven Hostess Fruit Pies

you shouldn´t eat if you are on a diet
Hostess Fruit Pies and Cake

people enjoy doing in their free time
Reading Comic Books and Eating Hostess Fruit Pies

are found in the country (but not usually in a town)
Cows and Sheep

can move very quickly
Locomotives and Top Fuel Dragsters

won´t work without electricity
Microwaves and Electric Tooth Brushes

you usually use only once
Condoms and Toothpicks

are found in a kitchen
Microwaves and Sugar

people usually take with them on Vacation
Suntan Lotion and some clothes, maybe

are containers
Shipping Containers and Container ships

you can do to stop a baby crying
Shove it in box with no air holes or turn up the volume

are very fragile
My Sanity and my Civility

can make you feel tired
Work and stupid Questionaires like this

people are usually frightened of
Work and Stupid Questionares like this

are made of glass
Windows and Jars

taste nice
Hostess Fruit Pies and Steak

men find attracitve about women, or viceversa
Boobies and wether or not they have a Hostess Fruit Pie

cost less than a Dollar
A Five Stick Pack of Gum and a Quarter

you can do to stop a nosebleed
Nose Tampon or a Different Nose Tampon.

Wow. That was pointless.

 

[Ares de Borg]

are very expensive
Wars and women

you can use to write with
ink and blood

have a nice smell
women and roasted chicken

are small enough to fit in your pocket
walther PPK and a dagger

are dangerous
women and dogs

can make you feel happy
women and roasted chicken

are thin and sharp
blades and scissors

you can wear above the waist
helmets and chainmail

you would find it diffcult to live without
women and sword-fighting

are yellow
cluster bombs and american care packs

make an unpleasant or loud noise
babies and dogs

are very heavy
whales and fat people

you shouldn´t eat if you are on a diet
elephants and whales

people enjoy doing in their free time
relaxing and watching TV

are found in the country (but not usually in a town)
cow and chicken

can move very quickly
bullets and missiles

won´t work without electricity
computers and submerged submarines

you usually use only once
coffin and toilet paper

are found on a kitchen
knifes and pizza boxes

people usually take with them on holiday
cameras and sunglasses

are containers
boxes and tin cans

you can do to stop a baby crying
hammer and axe

are very fragile
glasses and relationships

can make you feel tired
sex and work

people are usually frightened of
me & my friends

are made of glass
windows and beer bottles

taste nice
women and roasted meat

men find attracitve about women, or viceversa
long hair, blue eyes

cost less than a pound
wal-mart employees and condoms

you can do to stop a nosebleed
sit and wait

 

[Theoden]

1. are very expensive
   cars, spacecrafts
2. you can use to write with
   pen, keyboard
3. have a nice smell
   flowers, food
4. are small enough to fit in your pocket
   eraser, mobile phone
5. are dangerous
   guns, deep holes
6. can make you feel happy
   stand-up, good weather
7. are thin and sharp
   neddle, spikes
8. you can wear above the waist
   jewelry, scars
9. you would find it diffcult to live without
   civ, friends
10. are yellow
    citrus fruit, FPD
11. make an unpleasant or loud noise
    airplanes, construction site engines
12. are very heavy
    earth, moon
13. you shouldn´t eat if you are on a diet
    candy, junk food
14. people enjoy doing in their free time
    civ, playing music
15. are found in the country (but not usually in a town)
    cowpats, bumpkins
16. can move veyr quickly
    hurricane, spaceship
17. won´t work without electricity
    computer, lamps
18. you usually use only once
    disfunctional parachute, atomic bomb
19. are found on a kitchen
    knive, fork
20. people usually take with them on holiday
    clothes, camera
21. are containers
    baskets, boxes
22. you can do to stop a baby crying
    comfort, giving food
23. atre very fragile
    The switzerland navy, glass
24. can make you feel tired
    bush speaking, traveling
25. people are usually frightened of
    spiders, global warming
26. are made of glass
    windows, spectacles
27. taste nice
    free food, honey
28. men find attracitve about women, or viceversa
    personality, ability
29. cost less than a pound
    chewing gum, a dollar
30. you can do to stop a nosebleed
    run around and scream, look up

 

[Bluemofia]

are very expensive
computers and fax machines

you can use to write with
pens pencils

have a nice smell
flowers perfume

are small enough to fit in your pocket
quarters nickles

are dangerous
cats lions

can make you feel happy
civ, more civ

are thin and sharp
knives and forks

you can wear above the waist
belt, shirt

you would find it diffcult to live without
civ, air

are yellow
buses, twinkies

make an unpleasant or loud noise
my brother, fire alarms

are very heavy
elephants rinos

you shouldn´t eat if you are on a diet
doughnuts, beer

people enjoy doing in their free time
Civ, video games

are found in the country (but not usually in a town)
wheat, cows

can move veyr quickly
trains, athlete

won´t work without electricity
computers, lights

you usually use only once
bombs, gernades

are found on a kitchen
blender, food

people usually take with them on holiday
money, other people

are containers
box, bowl

you can do to stop a baby crying
put it to bed, go away

atre very fragile
glass, porcelain

can make you feel tired
drugs, sleep

people are usually frightened of
speeches, bugs

are made of glass
windows, skyscrapers

taste nice
sugar, salt

men find attracitve about women, or viceversa
looks, clothes

cost less than a pound
American pennies, fingernail clippings

you can do to stop a nosebleed
hold your nose, wait for it to go away

 

[Smellincoffee]

1. are very expensive
Yacht, space shuttle

2. you can use to write with

Pen, crayon
3. have a nice smell

Flowers, new dollar bills.

4. are small enough to fit in your pocket

Skittles, pennies.

5. are dangerous

Sharks, bears.

6. can make you feel happy

Oldies music, the color blue.

7. are thin and sharp

Razorblade, screwdriver

8. you can wear above the waist

Shirt, cap.

9. you would find it diffcult to live without

Oxygen, music.

10. are yellow

Banannas, some shirts

11. make an unpleasant or loud noise

Hands clapping, guns firing

12. are very heavy

Cars, steel beams

13. you shouldn´t eat if you are on a diet

Cookies, coconut frosting.

14. people enjoy doing in their free time

Playing sports and listening to music.

15. are found in the country (but not usually in a town)

Roadhouses, dirt roads

16. can move very quickly

Cheetah, comet

17. won´t work without electricity

Computer, jukebox

18. you usually use only once

Piece of chewing gum

19. are found on a kitchen

Flooring,microwave

20. people usually take with them on holiday

Camera, pen

21. are containers

Trash can, cardboard box

22. you can do to stop a baby crying

Hold it, feed it

23. are very fragile

Glass, baby animals

24. can make you feel tired

Waking up, warm blankets

25. people are usually frightened of

The dark, murderers

26. are made of glass

Glasses and eye-glasses

27. taste nice

Cookies, hot dogs

28. men find attracitve about women, or viceversa

Long hair, pleasant face

29. cost less than a dollar

Pack of chewing gum.

30. you can do to stop a nosebleed

Tilt your head up or hold your nose very tight.

 

[Mirc]

I think this is the longest page of all times!
At every 19 (I think) replies the next reply is in the next page, the size of the replies doesn't count. Anyway, sorry for not answering your questionnaire, I had more fun writing this...

 

[Nate1976]

are very expensive
house car

you can use to write with
pen pencil

have a nice smell
Flowers, perfume

are small enough to fit in your pocket
Key, Paperclip

are dangerous
fire, sharp objects

can make you feel happy
sex, halucinogens

are thin and sharp
knife, tongue

you can wear above the waist
Chain, yo! hat

you would find it diffcult to live without
skateboard, civ3

are yellow
VW Bettles, Mini Coops

make an unpleasant or loud noise
Certain dogs, chain saw

are very heavy
big cinderblocks, some bikes

you shouldn&#180;t eat if you are on a diet
chocolate, pizza

people enjoy doing in their free time
tv, sex

are found in the country (but not usually in a town)
cows, tractor

can move veyr quickly
cat, mouse

won&#180;t work without electricity
computer, PS2

you usually use only once
dental floss, staple

are found on a kitchen
pots, pans

people usually take with them on holiday
camera, gift/present

are containers
Gladware, tupperware

you can do to stop a baby crying
feed it, put it to sleep

atre very fragile
glass, china

can make you feel tired
running the mile, skating all day

people are usually frightened of
bugs, death

are made of glass
glasses, plates

taste nice
pizza, hamburgers

men find attracitve about women, or viceversa
(Men)good behind, nice face


cost less than a pound
(dollar?)A collect call with 1-800-call-att,gum

you can do to stop a nosebleed
tissue paper, hold head opside down

 

[Sophie 378]

1. are very expensive
   Cars and houses
2. you can use to write with
   Pen and pencil
3. have a nice smell
   Flowers and soap
4. are small enough to fit in your pocket
   iPod and purse
5. are dangerous
   Guns and bombs
6. can make you feel happy
   Letters and dates
7. are thin and sharp
   Scalpel and paper
8. you can wear above the waist
   Shirt and hat
9. you would find it diffcult to live without
   Air and food
10. are yellow
    Banana and custard
11. make an unpleasant or loud noise
    Modern music and planes
12. are very heavy
    Boulders and elephants
13. you shouldn&#180;t eat if you are on a diet
    Chocolate and pastries
14. people enjoy doing in their free time
    Sex and reading (aargh, can't believe i wrote that)
15. are found in the country (but not usually in a town)
    Cows and fields
16. can move veyr quickly
    Cheetah and missile
17. won&#180;t work without electricity
    Computer and telephone
18. you usually use only once
    Tampons (YUCK! Sorry, instinctive reactions you did ask for!) and CD-Rs
19. are found on a kitchen
    Oven and saucepan
20. people usually take with them on holiday
    Suitcase and books
21. are containers
    Box and tin
22. you can do to stop a baby crying
    Sooth it and smoother it
23. atre very fragile
    Spun glass and people's feelings
24. can make you feel tired
    Waking up and working
25. people are usually frightened of
    Snakes and spiders
26. are made of glass
    Windows, glasses
27. taste nice
    Biscuits and chinese food
28. men find attracitve about women, or viceversa
    Smell and hair/eyes (that's what I go for, anyway, after brains/talent)
29. cost less than a pound
    Notepad, choc-bar
30. you can do to stop a nosebleed
    Pinch nose and breathe through mouth. Do not tilt head forward too much.