Fill in this quetionnaire as fast as you can, and without thinking twice!

  1. are very expensive
    - Stealth Bombers and Apollo Programs
  2. you can use to write with
    - Pen and pencil
  3. have a nice smell
    - Flowers and soap
  4. are small enough to fit in your pocket
    - Keys and coins
  5. are dangerous
    - Guns and bombs
  6. can make you feel happy
    - Gaming and reading
  7. are thin and sharp
    - Knives and razors
  8. you can wear above the waist
    - Hats and rings
  9. you would find it diffcult to live without
    - Computers and beds
  10. are yellow
    - Yellow paint and lemons
  11. make an unpleasant or loud noise
    - Rappers and hip-hopers
  12. are very heavy
    - Planets and stars
  13. you shouldn´t eat if you are on a diet
    - Burgers and hot dogs
  14. people enjoy doing in their free time
    - Playing games and watch TV
  15. are found in the country (but not usually in a town)
    - Fresh air and the horizon (there's always a building in the way in a town)
  16. can move veyr quickly
    - Space rockets and comets
  17. won´t work without electricity
    - Computers and lightbulbs
  18. you usually use only once
    - Condoms and food
  19. are found on a kitchen
    - Roofs and building material (you said on, right?)
  20. people usually take with them on holiday
    - Maps and tickets
  21. are containers
    - Boxes and cans
  22. you can do to stop a baby crying
    - Shake it so its spine snaps or let it cry itself to death
  23. atre very fragile
    - Glass and eggs
  24. can make you feel tired
    - Insomniacs and long classes
  25. people are usually frightened of
    - My breath and my hygiene
  26. are made of glass
    - Bottles and windows
  27. taste nice
    - Apples and tea
  28. men find attracitve about women, or viceversa
    - Body and charm
  29. cost less than a pound
    - Love and hope
  30. you can do to stop a nosebleed
    - Bleed all your blood out or stand on your head
 
1.are very expensive
gasoline and cars
2.you can use to write with
pen and pencil
3.have a nice smell
women and mother's cooking
4.are small enough to fit in your pocket
pocket knife and grenade
5.are dangerous
me when constipated and lion
6.can make you feel happy
sleep and women
7.are thin and sharp
knifes and pins
8.you can wear above the wrist
sunglasses and false mustache
9.you would find it difficult to live with
women and crack (er, did i just say that?)
10.are yellow
gold and streetlights
11.make an unpleasant or loud noise
mother and brother
12.are very heavy
your wife and me
13.you should'nt eat if you're on a diet
brownies and ice cream (trust me)
14.people enjoy doing in their mean time
staring at women and (hehehehe)
15.are found in a country (not usually in a town)
skyscrapers and intercontinental ballistic missles
16.can move veyr quickly
my tanks and my stealth bomber over your capital
17.won't work without electricity
neon lights and computers
18.you usually only use once
gun and cyanide pill
19.are found on a kitchen
cleaver and ice cream scoop
20.people usually take with them on holiday
scarf and turkey
21.are containers
waste plant and nuclear power plant (contain energy)
22.you can do to stop a baby crying
kill and chloroform
23.atre very fragile
civ 3 disk and math homework
24.can make you feel tired
school and walking
25.are made of glass
my jaw and glasses
26.people are usually frightened of
tidal wave and nuclear holocaust
27.taste nice
heheheheheheheheheheheheeheeheh
28.men find attractive about women, or viceversa
breasts and booty
29.cost less than a pound
a pound of what?
30.you can do to stop a nosebleed
tilt head and tissue up nose

just my 2 cents
 
1. are very expensive

gold and ivory
2. you can use to write with

pen andpencil
3. have a nice smell

fish and metal
4. are small enough to fit in your pocket

knives and guns
5. are dangerous

knives and guns
6. can make you feel happy

knives and guns
7. are thin and sharp

knives and daggers
8. you can wear above the waist

shirt and hat
9. you would find it diffcult to live without

laptop and food
10. are yellow

banana and dancing banana
11. make an unpleasant or loud noise

fart and mice
12. are very heavy

elephant and whale
13. you shouldn´t eat if you are on a diet

chocolate and plastic
14. people enjoy doing in their free time

eating and sleeping
15. are found in the country (but not usually in a town)

cows and eletric fences
16. can move veyr quickly

bees and F1 racing cars
17. won´t work without electricity

TV and Computer
18. you usually use only once

plastic fork and condom
19. are found on a kitchen

knives and butcher's knives
20. people usually take with them on holiday

guns and hats
21. are containers

hats and containers
22. you can do to stop a baby crying

kill it or eat it
23. atre very fragile

glass and computer
24. can make you feel tired

drugs and sport
25. people are usually frightened of

me and guns
26. are made of glass

not guns and glasses
27. taste nice

chocolate and pizza
28. men find attracitve about women, or viceversa

boobs and boobs
29. cost less than a pound

candy and paper
30. you can do to stop a nosebleed

squeeze nose or stick leaves up nose.
 
1. Blood
2. Blood
3. Blood
4. Blood
5. Cyanide
6. Blood
7. Obsidian
8. Sweatervest
9. Blood
10. Blood, contaminated with city pollutants
11. People from whom to obtain blood
12. Heaps of bloodless humans
13. Blood
14. Obtaining sexual pleasure from blood
15. Blood
16. The thirst of blood
17. Electronic devices with which to obtain blood
18. Condoms
19. Blenders(with which to obtain you-know-what)
20. Razors, such that blood can be drawn
21. The Human Body(for blood)
22. Feed it blood
23. Red blood cells
24. Drinking your own blood
25. Blood, but masochism prevails
26. Windows
27. Blood
28. Cleavage and hair
29. Breath mints
30. Nothing. Let the blood flow.
 
[*]are very expensive
- Weddings
- So Cal housing

[*]you can use to write with
- Pencil
- poo

[*]have a nice smell
- My fiance'
- oranges

[*]are small enough to fit in your pocket
- Mice
- Gnomes

[*]are dangerous
- Psychos
- President Bush

[*]can make you feel happy
- fiance'
- Civ

[*]are thin and sharp
- fangs
- knives

[*]you can wear above the waist
- shirt
- nippleclamps

[*]you would find it diffcult to live without
- my head
- oxygen

[*]are yellow
- pee
- bananas

[*]make an unpleasant or loud noise
- Butts
- guns

[*]are very heavy
- me
- cheesecake

[*]you shouldn´t eat if you are on a diet
- people
- lard

[*]people enjoy doing in their free time
- sex
- travel

[*]are found in the country (but not usually in a town)
- chupacabras
- clean air

[*]can move veyr quickly
- bowels
- swifts

[*]won´t work without electricity
- PCs
- King Kong

[*]you usually use only once
- condoms
- toilet paper

[*]are found on a kitchen
- ants
- Ketchup

[*]people usually take with them on holiday
- money
- clothes

[*]are containers
- Jars
- Container Objects(OOP)

[*]you can do to stop a baby crying
- bottle
- rock/hold

[*]atre very fragile
- people
- peace

[*]can make you feel tired
- drama
- people

[*]people are usually frightened of
- clowns
- death

[*]are made of glass
- Jars
- Houses

[*]taste nice
- Mangos
- Shrimp

[*]men find attracitve about women, or viceversa
- BREASTS
- personality

[*]cost less than a pound
- an ounce
- American Dollar

[*]you can do to stop a nosebleed
- tissue
- death
 
are very expensive
mobiles,cars
you can use to write with
pen, pencil
have a nice smell
petrol, not smoke
are small enough to fit in your pocket
cheese,orange
are dangerous
knifes,sub machine guns
can make you feel happy
drugs,sex
are thin and sharp
you can wear above the waist
shirt,hat
you would find it diffcult to live without
heart,lungs
are yellow
bananas,yellow stuff
make an unpleasant or loud noise
armpits,missiles
are very heavy
tanks, people
you shouldn´t eat if you are on a diet
chocolate,fat
people enjoy doing in their free time
playing civ, murder
are found in the country (but not usually in a town)
sheep, cows
can move veyr quickly
light,sound
won´t work without electricity
civ, lights
you usually use only once
condom, contacts
are found on a kitchen
roof, celing
people usually take with them on holiday
clothes, themselves
are containers
bin, tin
you can do to stop a baby crying
kill, kill
atre very fragile
babies, vases
can make you feel tired
lack of sleep, school
people are usually frightened of
spiders, sub machine guns
are made of glass
window, thermometers
taste nice
chocolate, pizza
men find attracitve about women, or viceversa
breasts, ass'
cost less than a pound
sweets, nails
stop a nosebleed
die, sit down
 
lol, nice one Japanrocks :crazyeye: kind of gothic though...
 
Lets just say that half the things I thought had no revlince to the question, half the things were innaporppite, and also said computers a lot too.
 
http://forums.civfanatics.com/member.php?u=60583

My answers look so dumb just because they're the first things that came to my mind. I just imagined something and I wrote it.

1. are very expensive
rings and diamonds
2. you can use to write with
pen and pencil
3. have a nice smell
roses and perfume
4. are small enough to fit in your pocket
wallet, hands
5. are dangerous
cats and fireworks
6. can make you feel happy
sex and women's boobs
7. are thin and sharp
pencil and knife
8. you can wear above the waist
shirt and hat
9. you would find it diffcult to live without
zenaida (my wife) and computer
10. are yellow
bees and yellow ribbons
11. make an unpleasant or loud noise
boom boxes and cars
12. are very heavy
heavy weights at the gym and cars
13. you shouldn´t eat if you are on a diet
chocolate and breads
14. people enjoy doing in their free time
reading and eating
15. are found in the country (but not usually in a town)
groundhogs and tractors
16. can move veyr quickly
jesus lizards and cheetahs
17. won´t work without electricity
light bulb and computers
18. you usually use only once
tissue and wrapping paper
19. are found on a kitchen
knife and toaster
20. people usually take with them on holiday
suitcase and family members
21. are containers
cups and buckets
22. you can do to stop a baby crying
kill it and smother it
23. atre very fragile
glass and a woman's feelings
24. can make you feel tired
zoloft and staying awake for long periods of time
25. people are usually frightened of
horror movies and loud noises
26. are made of glass
glass (cups) and glass decorative objects
27. taste nice
toaster strudels and chocolate
28. men find attracitve about women, or viceversa
pleasant smile and pretty face
29. cost less than a pound
coat hanger and bubblegum
30. you can do to stop a nosebleed
jam toilet paper in your nostril and lean your head backward

Obviously, successive answers will more likely have words in previous answers. I'm in the US, so my answers are going to be different from Europeans. Instead of "pound", I just supplanted the word "dollar". I noticed at least one poster whose answers were extremely similar to mine.

I would very much like to know what is the punchline to all of this, Takhisis.
 
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are very expensive: watches, diamonds
you can use to write with: pencil, pen
have a nice smell: perfume, bubblegum
are small enough to fit in your pocket: penny, gum
are dangerous: pocket knife, fire
can make you feel happy: CfC, video games
are thin and sharp: knives, pencils
you can wear above the waist: shirt, T-shirt: it was the second thing i though of)
you would find it diffcult to live without: computer, food
are yellow: crayon, caution light
make an unpleasant or loud noise: clown, U2 the band
are very heavy: some boxes, houses
you shouldn´t eat if you are on a diet: cake, brownies
people enjoy doing in their free time: CFC, war
are found in the country (but not usually in a town): farm, bush supporters
can move veyr quickly: car, electricity
won´t work without electricity: lightbulb, computer
you usually use only once: coffin, girlfriend
are found on a kitchen: knive, cubourd
people usually take with them on holiday: baggage, body
are containers: box, human body
you can do to stop a baby crying: make a funny face, murder it
atre very fragile: lamp, wine glass
can make you feel tired: Stupid quizes, reading
people are usually frightened of: bats,, spiders
are made of glass: window, Asphex twin's brain
taste nice: food, the blood of my enemies!!!11!!!! (goes nice with stake)
men find attracitve about women, or viceversa: breasts, tits
cost less than a pound: gum, plastic bag
you can do to stop a nosebleed: turning head up, kleenex(TM)
 
1. ring, necklace
2. pencil, computer
3. flowers, perfume
4. lipstick, key
5. dynamite, knife
6. chocolate, sleep
7. needle, pencil
8. shirt, jacket
9. clothing, food
10. school bus, pencil
11. chalkboard, dog
12. anvil, desk
13. chocolate, French fries
14. reading, sleeping
15. cows, fish (uh... not sure why fish)
16. cars, space shuttles (different types of "fast")
17. toasters, TVs
18. sterile pipettes (heh), Q-Tips
19. knife, refrigerator
20. clothing, books
21. Tupperware, cardboard box
22. feed it, burp it
23. vases, glasses
24. yawns, sleeping pills
25. ghosts, heights
26. windows, light bulbs (don’t ask)
27. oranges, pesto
28. eyes, hair
29. bubble gum, water
30. hold your head back, tissue
 
car, airplane
pen, pencil
perfume, girlfriend
coin, gum
razor wire, nuke's
family, football
needle, razorblade
shirt, hat
football, air
Australia on my world map, flowers
car, plane
elephant, plane
chocolate, chips
football, walk in parks
cows, sheep
chariots, sprinters
computer, radio
plastic cup, condom
knife, fridge
friends, good humor
plastic, black
pick him up, hit him with a club
glass, Lara
not sleeping, nagging
death, war
glass, window
pizza, gum
boobs, eyes
euro, dollar
put paper in the nose, lean back with head
 
1. are very expensive
Computer and DVD
2. you can use to write with
Pen and Pencil
3. have a nice smell
Flowers and sandles
4. are small enough to fit in your pocket
Quaters and nickles
5. are dangerous
werewolves and rabbits
6. can make you feel happy
chocolate and candy corn
7. are thin and sharp
Needle and knife
8. you can wear above the waist
shirt
9. you would find it diffcult to live without
Food and air
10. are yellow
homer simpson on batman
11. make an unpleasant or loud noise
fart and horse
12. are very heavy
books and shoe
13. you shouldn´t eat if you are on a diet
Peanuts and gravy
14. people enjoy doing in their free time
eating and sleeping
15. are found in the country (but not usually in a town)
people and cows
16. can move veyr quickly
spiderman and the flash
17. won´t work without electricity
poop and computers
18. you usually use only once
crayons and napkin
19. are found on a kitchen
Potatos and gravy
20. people usually take with them on holiday
Snorkle and towel
21. are containers
box and shareware
22. you can do to stop a baby crying
shake and bake
23. atre very fragile
Lamp and tv
24. can make you feel tired
cough medicen and pillow
25. people are usually frightened of
me and my friends
26. are made of glass
taters and milk
27. taste nice
taters and milk
28. men find attracitve about women, or viceversa
boobies and intellegence
29. cost less than a pound
feathers and gold
30. you can do to stop a nosebleed
bang your head on a wall and run in circles
 
Name at least two things that...
  1. are very expensive
    gold
    ancient artifacts
  2. you can use to write with
    Pen
    pencil
  3. have a nice smell
    coffee
    cinnamon
  4. are small enough to fit in your pocket
    pocket knives
    the one ring
  5. are dangerous
    poison
    knives
  6. can make you feel happy
    power
    sex
  7. are thin and sharp
    knives
    rapiers
  8. you can wear above the waist
    hats
    necklaces
  9. you would find it diffcult to live without
    my computer
    food
  10. are yellow
    lemons
    mustard
  11. make an unpleasant or loud noise
    fingers on a chalkboard
    artillery shells exploding
  12. are very heavy
    fat people
    safes
  13. you shouldn´t eat if you are on a diet
    cake
    ice cream
  14. people enjoy doing in their free time
    having sex
    staring at a computer screen
  15. are found in the country (but not usually in a town)
    tractors
    fields
  16. can move veyr quickly
    trains
    superman
  17. won´t work without electricity
    computers
    lightbulbs
  18. you usually use only once
    nuclear weapons
    exercise equipment
  19. are found on a kitchen
    food
    knives
  20. people usually take with them on holiday
    suitcases
    razors
  21. are containers
    prisons
    pyramids
  22. you can do to stop a baby crying
    cut it's tounge out
    tape it's mough shut
  23. that are very fragile
    ming vases
    eggs
  24. can make you feel tired
    running
    work
  25. people are usually frightened of
    spiders
    nuclear annhilation
  26. are made of glass
    plates
    windowpanes
  27. taste nice
    black forest cakes
    cheesecake
  28. men find attracitve about women, or viceversa
    boobs
    good looks in general
  29. cost less than a pound
    one US dollar
    anything for sale at a dollar store
  30. you can do to stop a nosebleed
    use a hankercheif
    wait
 
[*]are very expensive
Gold, Money

[*]you can use to write with
Pen, Pencil

[*]have a nice smell
Flowers, perfume

[*]are small enough to fit in your pocket
coin, tissues

[*]are dangerous
knives, sharks

[*]can make you feel happy
drugs, love

[*]are thin and sharp
needle, knife

[*]you can wear above the waist
shirt, jumper

[*]you would find it diffcult to live without
sex, music

[*]are yellow
banana, sunset

[*]make an unpleasant or loud noise
farts, sirens

[*]are very heavy
weights, rocks

[*]you shouldn´t eat if you are on a diet
food, chocolate

[*]people enjoy doing in their free time
sex, eat

[*]are found in the country (but not usually in a town)
grass, cows

[*]can move veyr quickly
cheetah, car

[*]won´t work without electricity
computers, scalectric sets

[*]you usually use only once
condom, toilet paper

[*]are found on a kitchen
microwave, food

[*]people usually take with them on holiday
pants, suitcase

[*]are containers
lunchbox, flask

[*]you can do to stop a baby crying
shake it violently, smother it

[*]atre very fragile
vases, my ego

[*]can make you feel tired
life, work

[*]people are usually frightened of
spiders, death

[*]are made of glass
windows, glasses

[*]taste nice
chocolate, mcdonalds

[*]men find attracitve about women, or viceversa
boobs, legs

[*]cost less than a pound
cheeseburger, chocolate

[*]you can do to stop a nosebleed
hold it, use a tissue
 
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