War of Northern Aggression
In the year 2320 B.C. TNTs diplomat Donsig informed us that we were at war, since then our nation has involved in a war of survival against the aggressive forces of the north. This was an unprecedented act of aggression from the people of the Iron, but our military has stood fast and defend our scared lands from the northern menace. I will now explain the causes of the war, describe the war to date and finally discuss options available to us to bring this war to a favourable conclusion.
During the spring of 2280 B.C. a war party of Persian warriors approached our northern border. They were warmly greeted as per doughnut tradition. Our young diplomats had only recently begun relations with the Missing People and things were going fine. When the Persian forces approached we offered trades and peace, gifts of doughnuts were exchanged and we assumed peace would insure. But before long the true nature of the Iron people came to pass. There chief diplomat Donsig immediately cut of trade negotiations relations, stating they had conquered a small nation and stolen this technology. We should have seen this Aggressive action as a sign of things to come. Less than 20 years latter, the War Party of Xerxes warriors entered our territory and we enslaved a doughnutian worker band.
There are many schools of thought on the reasons for this unprovoked attack; the official reason stated by Donsig was that they were liberating our women folk and goats from our cruel oppression. This explanation is utterly preposterous as our great Doughnut nation has a long and proud tradition on human rights and equal opportunity elections. Also during Donsigs declaration he hinted that the attack was related to a recent legal problem faced by TnTers. You should not accuse others of breaking rules until you have a code of laws. This had to do with a complaint layed against the TNT nation at the United Nations. This complaint was relating to renaming violations but our had nothing to do with this allegations, so this was not a fair reason for the war.
Recently well known TNT aristocrat Provolution stated the reason for war was to do with our Agricultural reforms, I believe he was referring to our Common Agriculture Policy which basically means our cities and nation can grow faster than our neighbours to the north and they dont like it. I believe this is one of the major reasons for war. The real reason for their outrageous attack was that our northern neighbour realised that if our CAP allowed us to outgrow them, we would eventually occupy a larger area of the world than them, and then they would be regulated to a second rate power. They knew that if they were to survive they would need to destroy us, and they knew with their extremely powerful offensive swordsman (Immortal) they had a very good chance of doing so.
And then came them final event that pushed their genocide ambition into a full scale invasion of our nation. When Xerxes and his wondering wobble of warriors approached our nation and saw our undefended paradise of Cruller and our unescorted worker group. They knew right then if they could destroy our city and capture our workers, our agricultural advantage would mean nothing at all and they would have an overwhelming advantage in the approaching war of annihilation
So it was that the War of Northern Aggression began, Xerxes war party crossed our border and captured a worker party. We still do not know the fate of that worker party as even after it was captured there is chance it was immediately executed, if they sent it home to work their lands they would have marched thousands of miles threw thick Barbarian invested jungle. After this the war party began preparations to sack our city of Cruller. Seeing this and noting there was no way we could defended the city the governor decided to evacuate and raze the city.
After this began what is now widely known as the phoney war Xerxes war party knowing as formidable they were could not defeat the mobilised Doughnut military headed for the mountains and relayed information back to the Persian high command.
After the initial movements both nations began a race to their unique units, the Persians racing towards their Immortal Swordsmen while the Doughnuts seeked horses to build their magnificent Mounted Warriors.
It was during this phoney war that our foreign consulate sent out peace fellers, willing to pay substantial tribute to the Northern barbarians and willing the price for peace. At this stage war had gone entirely as the Persians had planed and if peace war made now they would have been the victors. But TNT would not give into our peace over turns, they demanded we give them every technology we knew, we bankrupt our selfs to pay them a external tribute, and we send them our young children to become their slaves. We may have even given into these outrageous demands but they were only willing to give us 20 turns of peace. We knew this was the time they required to send a large army down to us and finish the job. This 20 turns of peace our have been about as long as the phoney war entailed anyway.
Knowing that turning down their peace treaty would mean almost certain death and that knowing that our peaceful economy would have to be turned entirely to pursuit of war, knowing that even if we could mange to create a army capable of winning the war we would still be so economically backwards that global victory would be almost imposable, knowing that rest of world had already decided we were dead, knowing that all was lost, Our people stood fast. We did not blink our resolve not bending, we wanted peace but if we couldnt have it we would fight. If we had to give everything to defeat them we would, although we might not win this Demogame as Meelet as our witness Those Barsteds wouldnt either.
So it was both our nations began our grand strategies for victory, because although the war would be fought in 20 turns time, both sides knew the war would be won during the phoney war. Tnts grand strategy was to ignore science, to get only the technology required to build immortals and then send them down to destroy us. They expected to extort the rest of the technology out of us before finally wiping us from the face of this Earth. Our strategy was to build more cities, to research more technology; to build more infrastructures and then to build a vast force of mounted warriors to quickly silence the invading hordes, then bring the backwards Northerns to their knees.
One stone in the Doughnuts shoe was the roving band of Xerxes the unholy. He needed to be neutralised with extreme prejudiced if the Doughnutian Domocracy (sic) was regain any respect in the international arena. This opportunity came during the phoney war when the war party left their mountain hides away and attempted to destroy our wine plantations. Although It took our military along time to finally pursue him, our archers finally meet up with Xerxes when he was just north of the Wine lands, his troops were decimated and those who surrendered were promptly executed. When Prince Xerxes was finally caught he cried and begged for forgiveness, but he received none the murderer was marched threw the City of Never_Again and was hung from the local barracks.
It was around this time our warrior scouts based in the Jungle Mountains noticed a Huge Immortal army travelling south through the jungle. The Persian Government arrogantly thought there armies would just march straight through our nation. But they did not know that there entire trek was followed by Doughnuts scouts, our generals knew how many were coming, when and exactly where they were approaching. Although the initial stages of the war they surprised us as incredibly as Yamamoto or bin laden, our intelligence of there invasion was incredible.
By the time the first waves immortals got to our borders the fresh doughnut troops were waiting for the
.. More to come tomorrow, my stupid mum wants the computer
