Found this online

[jakeantonetz]

This is pretty interesting....

Aug 16, 6:20 PM EDT

Civilization V Prerelease – Asia Gaming Convention
By Jamal Sacrahan

Appropriated Press Writer

BAGANUUR, Mongolia (AP) – Furaxis games has announced in its latest press conference that it will be offering copies of their newest project Civilization V for pre-sale at one of Asia's largest gaming conventions this coming week.
Senior Unit Analyst Mid Seyer of Furaxis games had this to say about the release. “ We would like to thank the ancient cultures of Asia for spicing up the history of mankind; and this is our way of showing our thanks”.
The “ Genghis Con” is expected to be one of the premiere events for gamers in Asia this year; featuring tournaments for Starcraft 2, and other events such as Steppe Horsemanship, Horseback archery, uniting tribes under your banner, invading Rome, and pillaging villages.
Mid Seyer also hinted that the first expansion to Civilization V would be previewed later in the year, at the “Kublai Con” though he said he could promise nothing.

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[mechaerik]

Copyright 2013? Furaxis? Mid Seyer? Appropriated Press? Uniting tribes under your banner? Invading Rome? Pillaging villages?


Where did you find this, the Onion?

 

[jakeantonetz]

Copyright 2013? Furaxis? Mid Seyer? Appropriated Press? Uniting tribes under your banner? Invading Rome? Pillaging villages?


Where did you find this, the Onion?

No it was something lame I made up, apparently you had to be there ( my head) I profusely apologize for this trash lol

 

[CerberusAlpha]

wow
so bad

 

[lymond]

ha...this is actually pretty funny and inane. I laughed more the second time reading it. I actually thought it was real at first, which unfortunately may be a sign of my mental failings.

"Genghis Con" would be a great name for an expo.

 

[CHEESE!]

Most rights reserved .

 

[bestrfcplayer]

That hurt my eyes.

 

[CornPlanter]

Funny reading But you are touching it with a needle... There wont be Mongolia in Civ 5 vanilla

 

[Psyringe]

I liked it and thought it was pretty funny. Especially the "Genghis Con" and "Invading Rome" made me laught. "Mid Seyer", however, elicited a groan. But thanks for posting.

 

[CHEESE!]

Funny reading But you are touching it with a needle... There wont be Mongolia in Civ 5 vanilla

I preordered D2D yesterday, fingers crossed for Spain/Mongolia.