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Warlord
Ok whose got some french jokes?
This one is an old one, but got to get the ball rolling some how!
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out
on a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day
and love is in the air.
_
Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!"
Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre,
the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!"
_
She smiles and they start kissing.
_
When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me
lower."
_
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts
pouring it all over her breasts.
"Pierre! What are you doing?", asks the bewildered Marie.
"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have
white wine!"
_
They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up.
Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!"
_
Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours_it
in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire.
Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie
throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE
HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
_
Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre, the fighter
pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!"
This one is an old one, but got to get the ball rolling some how!
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out
on a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day
and love is in the air.
_
Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!"
Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre,
the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!"
_
She smiles and they start kissing.
_
When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me
lower."
_
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts
pouring it all over her breasts.
"Pierre! What are you doing?", asks the bewildered Marie.
"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have
white wine!"
_
They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up.
Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!"
_
Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours_it
in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire.
Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie
throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE
HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
_
Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre, the fighter
pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!"
