Funnier History

[Alexius08]

Year advance: 1070

 

[Terrance888]

The Weeaboo empire conquers the Ohio Region, scaring all the Mound Builders into stopping early, making those mounds giant phalluses instead.

 

[Ailedhoo]

The Weeaboo empire conquers the Ohio Region, scaring all the Mound Builders into stopping early, making those mounds giant phalluses instead.

Desperate to counter the threat, the Order of Something Awful gather its resources for the assault, the Goons commencing assault to liberate the Ohio Region.

 

[Bratmon]

...Thus, more attention is paid to the Ohio region than any time until the first presidential campaign.

 

[Terrance888]

Meanwhile, the the Powhatan tribe decides to establish a bureaocracy and an unsustainable nanny state at c.d. notgnihsaw

 

[Nintz]

Year Advance: 1071

 

[Ailedhoo]

Having liberated the Ohio region the Order of Something Awful come across dark tales of a tall thin figure that haunts the woodland. So they carved in the trees bordering the Weeaboo territory of a goon settlement in the wood. A Weeaboo legion went to the woods to hunt it, as well in hope of attacking the goonish stronghold in Ohio from it. No one heard of the legion again.

 

[Terrance888]

The Powhatans declare that it is their manifest destiny to control the America and establish a fortress at grubsttip.