Funniest Pictures Thread XXX ... +1.

[hoplitejoe]

The original, you may find it offensive, i don't know.

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[gay_Aleks]

Phew. Here I was thinking it'd be some Jim Crow heritage related to restaurants not serving food to blacks.

 

[choxorn]

Even if you saw a star that was a few million light-years away, it's going to probably be still around since the lifetimes of most stars are counted in the billions of years.

Well, if you could see an individual star from that far away, it would probably be a very big, very bright star, and those tend to have shorter lifetimes.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

A few million light years away isn't even still in our galaxy, is it?

 

[Tee Kay]

 

[hoplitejoe]

 

[GoodSarmatian]

Phew. Here I was thinking it'd be some Jim Crow heritage related to restaurants not serving food to blacks.

Maybe they're famous for their hamburgers and tuesday is the day when they let blacks in.

 

[Kyriakos]

 

[Daedwartin]

Well, if you could see an individual star from that far away, it would probably be a very big, very bright star, and those tend to have shorter lifetimes.

If you could see a indiviudal star that far away, you are a liar.

Not you are probably a liar, but are.

Because it is physically impossible to pick out a star millions of light years away. The Andromeda Galaxy on good nights appears as a faint nebula. A star in it? Never going to picked out. Because that galaxy is about 2-3 million LYs away.

This is the exact opposite of funny. If you think your being cute, you arent.

 

[SamSniped]

If you could see a indiviudal star that far away, you are a liar.

Not you are probably a liar, but are.

Because it is physically impossible to pick out a star millions of light years away. The Andromeda Galaxy on good nights appears as a faint nebula. A star in it? Never going to picked out. Because that galaxy is about 2-3 million LYs away.


This is the exact opposite of funny. If you think your being cute, you arent.

Rants thread is the other way, mate.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

Phew. Here I was thinking it'd be some Jim Crow heritage related to restaurants not serving food to blacks.

This sign reflected the anti-German sentiment building in the US prior to them entering WWII. This was in it's mildest from, where Germans form a single city/region would not be served on a specific day.
Note: the 'frankfurter' has no kraut on it.

 

[PiMan]

If you could see a indiviudal star that far away, you are a liar.

Not you are probably a liar, but are.

Because it is physically impossible to pick out a star millions of light years away. The Andromeda Galaxy on good nights appears as a faint nebula. A star in it? Never going to picked out. Because that galaxy is about 2-3 million LYs away.


This is the exact opposite of funny. If you think your being cute, you arent.

You can see a supernova in the Andromeda Galaxy. (The last observed supernova there was around 130 years ago, and was apparent magnitude ~6, which is bright enough to be seen without aid.)

The picture remains wrong... except under very specific circumstances.

 

[bhavv]

Now this would be my kind of beauty pageant. Mesmerizing, stunning, beautiful.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Not to play the straight man in the (relatively) non-comical serial that is life, but that's just a dog.

 

[bhsup]

Maybe to you. To the parent, it is their excessively hairy daughter with a speech impediment who prefers to walk on all fours.

 

[bhavv]

Why cant dogs be in beauty pageants?

 

[PiMan]

They are; they call it a dog show.

 

[bhavv]

But they don't dress them up in people clothes and wigs in those.

 

[PiMan]

Either the dog won't be beautiful enough to win a beauty pageant or won't be dog enough to win a dog show. You're not going to win.

 

[bhavv]

But I mean a dog beauty pageant just for dogs dressed up like people!!!

That would be sooo popular.