Archer 1: If those rocks move, they're toast.
Archer 2: Don't worry Sir, if that iceberg moves, I'll fill it full of arrows.
HMFIC: You, errmm, Foreign Adviser person
William: It's William Sir
HMFIC: Right, Billy. What's all the hoopla?
Now called Billy: It's the the French Sir, they're being mean.
HMFIC: Mean Willy? How so?
Now called Willy: They've introduced 2 new civilizations to us Sir.
HMFIC: Umn, isn't that a good thing?
Willy: Well, yes sir, it's just how they did it.
HMFIC: How they did it? Well, how did they do it Bob?
Now called Bob: Well Sir <sniffle> They were just really rude about it.
HMFIC: Well, we can't have that. Ready the fleet! Prepare for war!
Bob: Oh! Thank you Sir!