Funny screenshots: part quatre

[R82]

I know that Hannibal is my vassal, but it's still a bit weird to see him getting water from me:

 

[danjuno]

Not like you're sending him your particularly clean water.

 

[R82]

I guess it's fairly common for people to see something like this, but it still made me smile: People who live in the middle of a desert taught me Fishing:

 

[floydmcw]

I guess it's fairly common for people to see something like this, but it still made me smile: People who live in the middle of a desert taught me Fishing:

Q: Is it difficult to find enough to eat here in the desert?

A: No, because someone taught me to fish and I am fed for a lifetime.

 

[danjuno]

The nearest river is two tiles away, which is the same distance as the width of Michigan's lower peninsula (~200 Miles/320 Kilometers) on the stock Earth map.

 

[R82]

Ragnar is clearly trying to wipe his brow, but to me at least, it looks more like he's mostly wiping his helmet:

 

[PPQ_Purple]

I guess it's fairly common for people to see something like this, but it still made me smile: People who live in the middle of a desert taught me Fishing:

Well you know the old saying. Those who can't do, teach.

 

[Tecumseh1]

You just took my capital buddy. No need to call me such names as well.

 

[Tecumseh1]

Hmm I might have a problem. Had 400 hours at start of the year when I picked it up after many years.

 

[6K Man]

You just took my capital buddy. No need to call me such names as well.

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Are you gonna be OK? That doesn't look like a good state of affairs.

 

[Tecumseh1]

Are you gonna be OK? That doesn't look like a good state of affairs.

I lost that game in 200AD. Was one of my first immortal losses. I've had many since then

 

[NickGabben]

Was goofing around a bit and Justinian went straight to bragging.

 

[danjuno]

Truly one of the most fearsome Civ units of all time, the No Unit!

 

[Plains-Cow]

Was goofing around a bit and Justinian went straight to bragging.

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LMAO what? I've never seen that before.

 

[NickGabben]

It's probably never gonna happen in a real game. I wanted test if you could declare war by clicking on an AI on the scoreboard with both mouse buttons (I had heard that you can), so I world-buildered myself a warrior next to Justinian's starting units to make contact. In the screenshot, he hasn't settled yet, but he still has archers and scouts. Perhaps he wasn't aware of them or something. And I couldn't declare war that way despite many, many tries. Maybe you have to be really, really unlucky (or lucky in my case).

 

[AcaMetis]

The lack of Justinian being aware of his own military units is because (I presume) AIs brag about the best unit they can build, and without a settled city they cannot build any unit. As for the war declaration IIRC it's Alt+left click the AI on the scoreboard? That might be a BUG feature, I'm not sure

 

[NickGabben]

No, that's in the standard game and I use it frequently! I read somewhere that Kaitzilla (I believe) had a game ruined by this both-button "feature".

 

[f1rpo]

Oh, let's see the other brag phrases too:

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A true philosopher king with that last question.

On a related note, my team mate Bismarck finds amusement in the lack of diplo options at game start:

Spoiler :

 

[Plains-Cow]

Oh, let's see the other brag phrases too:

Spoiler :

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A true philosopher king with that last question.

On a related note, my team mate Bismarck finds amusement in the lack of diplo options at game start:

Spoiler :

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I really appreciate how they gave Louis that bullfrog look.

 

[f1rpo]

I really appreciate how they gave Louis that bullfrog look.

"Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are."