Bismark: I hate you! I hate your people, your silly religion, the fact you haven't supported us in our war, and every cell in your evil, stupid body!!
Me: Urrm... what about Zara Yaqob? You know... the person who has captured your cities, slaughtered your livestock, destroyed your land, stolen your women, and made your once great empire a tiny city state? The person who you are still fighting a losing war with?
Bismark: "Zara Yaqob? I don't know what to think of him, yet." <--- ACTUAL QUOTE!
(Different Game)
The Ethopians have captured one of my cities. It all looks bleak... except that with no less than 9 different reasons why his newly captured city will revolt (5 of which are normally enough to INDIVIDUALLY make a human player nervous), I am not too worried
Silly AI.
Both with the Rise of Mankind mod ... undoubtably the best non-fantasy mod for Civ IV, and possibly (IMO) the best mod out there, if your computer can handle it