I don't want to see anything else of Sam Tarly. Please Lord Tarly kill him already.
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In other news, I liked dragonrider Dany
I have the opposite opinion about both of these things.
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Tommen is a total tool and because of him and the Sparrows, the King's Landing scenes have officially become my second-least-favorite part of the show. I'm not even sure what allying the Crown and the Sparrows even
means that it didn't before. Maybe it's giving too much credit to the showrunners to point this out - hopefully it isn't - but the High Sparrow definitely has the minutes of the Small Council, because the whole 'waiting to unveil the alliance between Crown and Sparrows until after the Tyrells and Lannisters show up' thing makes zero sense unless he already knows that the Tyrells and Lannisters were going to show up. Not sure how that works, since Tommen was kept out of the loop and Margaery wouldn't have been able to know unless she suddenly got the ability to talk to Olenna. Which, for what it's worth, is also disappointing: either Olenna's been defanged, which is a shame, because she was awesome in Season 3, or she's running a deep game with Margaery. Also, Mace's hat is great.
As was said before, nothing about Benjen was particularly surprising. Nothing about Dany was surprising either, but it was far less watchable. Arya
also had a fairly unsurprising sequence that falls more into the "ugh, finally" category than anything else. It'll be nice to not have to watch the plays anymore. One Ember Island episode was enough.
I actually thought the deal that Sam's dad offered him was better than expected: he didn't kick Gilly out, or use her and Sam and Little Sam as hostages to hold over Jon (because he's a good Lannister vassal). I mean, he's obviously still a pretty terrible guy. But still. I think Jon is going to be expecting more out of Sam's little expedition than one extra Valyrian steel sword.
Gonna be interesting if Jaime and Brienne meet up again in the Riverlands. Gonna be weird if Jaime's visit turns out the same way it does in the books. Gonna be nice to see Bronn again, even if he isn't Fancy Bronn anymore.
Looking forward to Dark Phoenix going on a recruitment mission in the North next episode, too. And to Tormund convincing the free folk to be the meat shield at the Bastard Bowl.
I give this episode a 6/10. Halfway decent, and moving at a significantly faster clip than pretty much anything in Seasons 4 and 5, and chock full of WTH moments both good and bad.