[Game thread] Smurf Mafia

[NinjaCow64]

No seriously.

Here's why Johnhughthom isn't scummy, though he's annoying me to no end this game-

I need him to care. He doesn't.

Here's why you're scummy:

I need you to care, and you don't.... until I say Zack will die, or you.

Then all of a sudden, it became SERIS BIZNSS IN HERE,

That's called an honest reaction. Why are you only now starting to behave honestly, oh Ninja of Cows?

Does everyone else's death besides yours and Zack's seem peachy keen? I wonder why that is.

Because we're Masons.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

You're telling me the odds of Zack replacing into the game, giving the inactive mafia team a helping hand, is nigh impossible.

The mafia who couldn't murder a tsetse fly for most of this game, because MartinLuther was worth his weight in dirt, and DaveShack was a nonperson, that's not a likely scenario.

And Zack would have every reason not to murder straight away. It would obviously point the finger directly at him.

BSmith would be up there too, but Zack said it himself, BSmith's got a great alibi, being you know, blocked during the ripped to shreds kill.

The fact that you'd get all huffy when what should have been our first (admittedly metagame) conclusion- DaveShack was mafia, needed to be replaced straight away- is one we've been altogether too patient in exploring.

The fact that it makes you SO UPSET that I'd explore that option, means you don't have the same list of suspects on your Clue notebook that I do.

Somehow, Zack's name got crossed off, and mine didn't.

That, NinjaCow, is NinjaCowFeces. And you shall be forced to eat it.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Because we're Masons.

I call bull on the cow.

Best way to check your story: Lynch Zack.

Zack flips townie, well then. What have we there? A much easier time tonight.

Zack flips scum, your death becomes instantaneous.

 

[NinjaCow64]

I call bull on the cow.

Best way to check your story: Lynch Zack.

Zack flips townie, well then. What have we there? A much easier time tonight.

Zack flips scum, your death becomes instantaneous.

Yes, Zack is a bull. A very sexy bull. That's why I don't want him to die.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Now then.

Should I go back, and re-read the game, will it make any sense at all that you're masons?

Or will I find examples of bull-feces-ery.

Tell me, before I waste my time, NinjaCow. Am I going to find examples of you suspecting people that you shouldn't obviously suspect, because you've got no reason to suspect them?

Because your suspects for this round should look slightly like this:

Spoiler :

Daveshack Zack 2- mason claim
Ninjacow64- mason claim
ATPG- obviously killed a mafioso and the cult. You're WELCOME.
robbiecon- roleblocked BSmith during shred kill
Xenoneb bsmith 2- blocked during shred kill

Autolycus
johnhughthom
azzaman

Am I going to see incriminating or exonerating behavior from you?

You see, voting for me and accusing me doesn't make me believe you're masons. it makes me feel like you're full of BS, and we already have a BSmith. We don't need a BFactory.

There isn't a chance in... well, Hades, that you'd get me to believe you are both masons, you survived this deep into the game, and you both bafflingly believe the only guy who has claimed to have killed two different scumbags is also guilty.

Utterly baffling.

If you're masons, your play is collectively the worst I've ever seen from masons.

So am I wasting my time, re-reading the game to give you any benefit of the doubt whatsoever?

Because I was really, really looking forward to a night where I don't have to pore through this [bleep] and just take a nice relaxing night off.

Now you've got me double-checking this nonsense. It's pure nonsense. Has to be.

It's either desperate nonsense which means weve won, or it's desperate nonsense because we're desperate and not working well together.

 

[NinjaCow64]

Well, I doubt rereading the thread will convince you that we are masons. Not because we aren't, just because you have already come to your conclusion.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Either way, I come out of this smelling like the proverbial rose.

If Azzaman is scum, the only reason you're EVEN lynching him today is because of my sayso. If you believed I was scum, the you must believe I've taken heavy doses of LSD to throw Azzaman under the bus so hard.

So if Azzaman is scum and you guys are masons, then I still helped out today somehow. You can't entirely blame me, your nonsense accusations are the root cause.

But if Azzaman is not scum, there aren't a whole lot of other places for them to hide except right where I'm pointed.

So: Azzaman dies and flips scum today, hooray-
Azzaman dies and flips townie, then I kill Zack or Ninjacow and ride off into the sunset like a gangsta. A townie gangsta. Because at least one of those peeps are definitely scum. Without question or a doubt.

Zack dies and flips townie, you know I'll be personally killing the azzamonster, and we'll be switching it up to block him.

So, I don't see how town can lose.

Or why I am scummy.

Or how in the blue hell you're masons.

Now, seeing as there's no way town can lose now, based on your claim, I have to wonder also, why you're so freaking antsy.

It's either you guys or him. So seriously, what's your deal?

The scums are gonna die. It's inevitable now. Take a chill pill and die already.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Well, I doubt rereading the thread will convince you that we are masons. Not because we aren't, just because you have already come to your conclusion.

Just explain to me, for one single solitary moment, from WHENCE comes the bull feces that my claim of a vigilante is not valid, when nobody else, not even the other claimed killer(s) with items have stepped forward to claim vigilante.

I'm obviously the guy who killed the only two dead scumbags.

You EXPLAIN TO ME where the cowpie that is Zack's reasoning on how I'm scum came from.

My theory, is that he pulled the cow pie straight out of his butt!

So convince me otherwise.

I'm listening.

And VERY impatient at this juncture. This had better be really flipping good.

 

[NinjaCow64]

Just explain to me, for one single solitary moment, from WHENCE comes the bull feces that my claim of a vigilante is not valid, when nobody else, not even the other claimed killer(s) with items have stepped forward to claim vigilante.

I'm obviously the guy who killed the only two dead scumbags.

You EXPLAIN TO ME where the cowpie that is Zack's reasoning on how I'm scum came from.

My theory, is that he pulled the cow pie straight out of his butt!

So convince me otherwise.

I'm listening.

And VERY impatient at this juncture. This had better be really flipping good.

It's because he's magical.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Catch me Lucky Cows, They're Magically Suspicious!


To the slaughterhouse, then. We'll examine your mason claim the best way I know how, absent a detective:

What doth Kennigit say when one of you dies.

 

[NinjaCow64]

Catch me Lucky Cows, They're Magically Suspicious!


To the slaughterhouse, then. We'll examine your mason claim the best way I know how, absent a detective:

What doth Kennigit say when one of you dies.

Link to video.

"Gotcha Ninja!"

"Ooooh, I'll make my own Mason claim and hide with my Lucky Cows, the insane defense tactic with scummy surprises!"

"Game over Ninja!"

"Got your Lucky Cows!"
"They're magicly suspcious!"

Also, nice edit bro.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Hmm, well there was only one kill N3.

Unvote, Vote: NinjaCow64

Who have you blocked, Dreadnought?

This smells Mason-y.

Unvote, Vote: Dreadnought

NinjaCow, what were you doing when robbiecon roleblocked you?


No need to apologize, especially not to me. I am the king of meta/condescending defenses.

This too.

Clearly, the masons had lots of reasons to suspect each other, vote each other, and ask questions.

All this deliberate deception SCREAMS TOWNIE TO ME.

But for what it's worth, I believe the two mafia lie within the azzaman/NinjaCow/Auto group. Take it with a grain of salt, because it's largely uninformed speculation.

I know nothing, I'm uninformed, I'm totally not distancing myself from Ninjacow.

1. Vote: azzaman
2. NinjaCow
3. Autolycus

What would Zackary say when I targeted NinjaCow tonight?

Wait, Pizza, I was totally an mason. Plz do not kill my masonic buddy.


You gais are TOTES MASONS together. I can see it so clearly.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Hint: you claim mason at the start of the round, not under severe penalty of death.

Kthanksbai

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Now's your chance to make me look stupid.

Got a link to that masonic quicktopic? I'd lurve to see it.

 

[NinjaCow64]

Now's your chance to make me look stupid.

Got a link to that masonic quicktopic? I'd lurve to see it.

Here you go.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

I think you just got Pizza Rolled, Cowpoke.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Clearly I'm still going to have to do this all myself.

With the vote as it is, and the mafia already having clearly demonstrated resistance to the lynch (See: MartinLuther) with only three votes on Zack, there's no way he dies today.

Azzaman isn't even demonstrating townie survival instinct. And John is off in his usual cloud****ooland.

So, Azzaman will die in a tie. And he'll drop the boxing gloves in the process.

I'll have to personally kill Zacky boy myself. Hopefully Autolycus and robbiecon will be of some assistance pwning and blocking the other one.

And as it seems inevitable that I shall die tonight: I'll see you and your buddy Hades in the burning place.

Hasta la vista, scum.

 

[NinjaCow64]

I think you just got Pizza Rolled, Cowpoke.

Moo. Also, could I have it in Hawaiian? I freaking love that flavour.

Also, I could claim to be Jester now if I had been pulling this crap the whole game. But I haven't. So I can't be. Or can I?

DUN DUN DUN

 

[NinjaCow64]

Clearly I'm still going to have to do this all myself.

With the vote as it is, and the mafia already having clearly demonstrated resistance to the lynch (See: MartinLuther) with only three votes on Zack, there's no way he dies today.

Azzaman isn't even demonstrating townie survival instinct. And John is off in his usual cloud****ooland.

So, Azzaman will die in a tie. And he'll drop the boxing gloves in the process.

I'll have to personally kill Zacky boy myself. Hopefully Autolycus and robbiecon will be of some assistance pwning and blocking the other one.

And as it seems inevitable that I shall die tonight: I'll see you and your buddy Hades in the burning place.

Hasta la vista, scum.

And that's terrible.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

If you're watching, Azzaman, you need to assist me in killing the totally nailed scumbags and also save your own freaking life.

GET ON HERE!!!