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By the Prophet we will convert the Central Americas to be one with the truest of faiths!

3 legions of zealots will be trained so that we can protect the faithful, convert the heathens and redeem the infidels by fire.

Our armies will assist our priests in converting Central America, Yucatan and Louisiana.

Praise Tzin as the Prophet guides us all to make a heaven on this Earth!
 
NATION purchases three legions which shall expand into Queensland, South Australia and the Northern Territory (North Australia).

Do we get RP bonuses? If so, here is my RP. Otherwise ignore it.

NEWSPAPER TIMES:

BREAKING NEWS: NATION GETS ALL THE MONIES - NATION gets all the monies because our economy is really cool and good and because [My Name] is the best Emperor and Archer is the best Prime Minister. All this monies should help us win the game. All of the other political parties are too.

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OTHER BREAKING NEWS: NATION'S ARMY IS REALLY GOOD AND STRONG AND BIG - NATION's army is really strong and big and good because our generals are big and our armies are big and our guns are big. [My Name] and Archer are very happy with our army because its good. All of the other political parties are too.

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As I said please ignore the RP if I don't get any bonuses.
 
BREAKING NEWS: The Guinea baboon and Guineafowl are now national animals of the Independent Republic of New Equatorial Guinea-Bissau alongside the Guinea pig. This has no meaning whatsoever but national unity is important and so are animals. Animal rights activists are protesting the decision to exclude the Guinea worm from the list on the basis of "it is disgusting", and are suing someone important to rectify this perceived injustice. I hope that's not me, do we even have a court sys- BROADCAST INTERRUPTED FOR CUTE PICTURES OF GREAT NATIONAL ANIMALS OF NEW EQUATORIAL GUINEA-BISSAU:

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*national anthem plays in the background*
 
Cleansing Fire: 8 Reasons why using Flame Tanks is a Moral Duty
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By Seth McCane​

1: according to the Amok, the holy text of the Iccan, burning people is a form of conversion and hence salvation.
2: flame tanks can quickly depose of infantry, plus bringing quick merciful demise.
3: flame tanks can quickly heat up tanks, thus protecting troops from being run over.
4: flame tanks can quickly remove structures, thus making a good means for cleaning.
5: fire is the most holy of substances.
6: they gotta get close, thus showing bravery.
7: the destruction they cause benefits the construction industry.
8: Tzin Temachtiani approves of them. Would you question the Prophet?!

Eight is a holy number, thus these reason should be enough for you to invest in flame tanks like the Mandate does.​
 

Consider well that this; image has far too many Arabic numerals for normal people to brain process. You already forget that there are Roman in the Banube and you should be more considerate of their needs. Maybe next time tag your images and spoiler them. kthx
If there is any JUSTICE! in this world you will consider well other people and not post such troubling images without spoiler

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Also we wish to make it known that you; have already forgotten that we have orders that are sent here. Consider well the implications; of this;
III Military Units to be requisitioned for player use

these forces. are now to be deployed onto the fronti
lines to claim siani syria-lebanon and palestine

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Also there is this great site which I think we should export IOT to, it is called Beyond; the Lampshade

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S W O L E

Three glorious flexing armies will be raised, and will be sent to inquire as to whether the peoples of Bulgaria, Bosnia-Dalmatia and Slavonia even lift, bro. Like bro. Drink your proteins.

To: Southern Boyos who aren't shqips but that's ok
Wanna team up yo
 
You should all consider well that the Romans of the Danube in the fair scented Mediterranean nation and the Romans of the Danube that are in the danube are now confirming that they are most frienshiply considered allies and coworkers in danubian fair scentedness. We will know this agreement as a VMINIOT PACT OF FRIENDSHIP AND JUSTICE!.

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ANIME INVADES KOREA TO GET MOAR ANIMATORS

ALSO MANCHURIA TOO CAUSE RAW RESOURCES = MORE BUILDINGS = MOAR ANIME STUDIOS

ALL MONIES INVESTED INTO PROJECT MAKEANIMEREAL
 
Joining as True Dalmatian Dalmatia

Claims: Hungary Slovakia Transylvania Fake Galicia East Fake Galicia West


DALMATIA IS BULHUNGARIAN CLAY DAE !!!!!11!!!!!11
 
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the first boring turn where nothing happens

Across the globe, many things are happening, none of which are exciting. The new countries of wthe world grow, almost exclusively by three vaguely defined chunks of land. Except for guniea because they like boats a lot. Also some governments didnèt take into account how fast one [time period] was and bungled giving out any policy decisions. but that's cool, they still collected monies from taxes or however they do it.

The animes 'invaded' north korea and manchuria, but due to translation errors accountants failed to purchase a miltiary, and instead bought the two targets. a resounding victory.

Also COUNTRY and True Dalmatian Dalmatia formed due to reasons. lack of government oversight led to the TDD official colour being decided by popular demand to be the worst colour, and its flag was found in a dumpster.


the countries of the world easily annexed neighbouring land this [time period], but now the neutral folk of the world are taking notice for totally not gamey reasons.

whatwill happen next? only time will tell

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VERSIOn PATCH 1.000001 notes
- unclaimed provinces are now defended by a single army of rebels/patriots/belligerantducks when annexed militarily. this is totally an in universe element, and is in no way due to annexing militarily being 100% better than buying new territories.
- players that do ROLEPLAYING will be reward with ROLEPLAYING PLAYER POWER POINTS (RPPP). RPPPP give you some bonus for a round that is totally random and not at all decided entirely by me on a whim. Indicate in your ordrs when and how many RPPS youll want to use in a turn. you ave no control over what the bonus will be.
- projects column added in stats because i don't know what to do with that yet

REGULAR NOTES
new players can claim 6 provinces
orders due before the update
update comes out whenever.
 
Purchase Panama, Michoacán and Florida with our 3 currency: 8 sided temples for everyone!

Invade Sonora with our three armies: burn the resistance!
 
Kind request;
Can the numbers in the stats be converted into Roman numerals. Consider well that these Arabic ones are making the game less enjoyable for me to play.
 
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ANIME INVADES BEIJING TAIWAN AND HONG KONG TO GET MORE ANIMATORS

ALL MONIES GO TOWARDS ARMING OTAKU WITH **** OPINIONS, WHICH THEY WILL USE TO DISGUST ENEMIES TO DEATH
 
Well you can see the fire spread from far
And someone drive the flame tank afar
Where all the lights will go on one by one
People becoming flames
And the wind takes it away
Where the Mississippi rolls down to the sea
And the river is literally on fire
How many times before this world was ending
Iccanites and fire everywhere around land

Mississippi, your on fire
Whenever I shall go away
I'll be longing for the day
When I will be on with Tzin again
Mississippi you'llbe on my mind
Everytime I hear this song
Mississippi rolls along until I go up in flames!

Now the country fire forever clean it's soul
When the flame-throwers start purification
And everytime when burning bodies are falling
Tzin always will be calling
Have heaven today!

Mississippi, your on fire
Whenever I shall go away
I'll be longing for the day
When I will be on with Tzin again
Mississippi you'llbe on my mind
Everytime I hear this song
Mississippi rolls along until I go up in flames!

Everytime I hear this song
Mississippi is with Tzin until the end of time.
 
Building an exta swole army because ben swolo told me to here's some obviously rp about how lovely my country is and how much the country to my north can go poop becausbad and smells like blue cheese
then I'm gonna buy some whey powder I mean Apulia and the Cape of Good Hope because nowhere did it say I need to think sensibly about my purchases ha!
 
The Independent Republic of New Equatorial Guinea-Bissau is the protector of all that is Guinea and so we must liberate Guinea and Guinea by purchasing the provinces of Acadia and Virginia, since this is in North America where capitalism rules and monies are #1.

Our nation will also train 1 army and send it together with our navy to make the province of Gold Coast a true Guinea again. Not British, Danish, Dutch, Prussian or Swedish Guinea, but a free New Equatorial Bissau-Guinean Guinea.

It has also come to my attention that roleplay has been conducted in the name of New Equatorial Guinea-Bissau and to ensure the taxpayers that their monies are in good hands we will use the bonus it brings this [time period] to ensure greatness for our nation. It turns out we do pay taxes here? Maybe?
 
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Thus Thrust Zarathustra - The Big Boss wants us to build an arms factory for 5 monies. He gave us the monies, puffed his cigar, and pontificated for 55 minutes about being a soldier. As long as I get paid I don't give a ****. We'll get children to work for us. Cheaper, and their tiny hands can fit inside the machinery more easily.

The Boss' Will - A world without borders can only be achieved by a military without frontiers. We build an army for 1 monies, and prepare the plans for our first conquest - Xinjiang.

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Rules were made to be broken. Nations were made to be conquered. People were made to fight.

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And fight we shall.
 
CANADA / LE CANADA

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Ontario/L'Ontario, Quebec/Le Québec, Acadia/L'Acadie, Newfoundland–Labrador/Terre-Neuve–Labrador, Manitoba/Le Manitoba, Saskatchewan/La Saskatchewan, British Columbia/La Colombie-Britannique
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Prime Minister / Premier ministre:
The Right Honourable/Le très honorable Justin Trudank
Capital city / Capitale: Poutinegrad
Currency / Monnaie: Timbits

FROM / DE: Chrystia Freeland, Minister of Foreign Relations/Ministre des Affaires étrangères
TO / Á: Independent Republic of New Equatorial Guinea-Bissau/La République indépendante de Nouvelle Guinée équatoriale-Bissau
SUBJECT / SUJET: Acadia/L'Acadie
The Government of Canada respectfully requests that Guinea refrain from the purchase of the Maritime provinces, as these are integral territories of the Dominion of Canada since a Canadian is a Canadian is a Canadian.

Le gouvernement du Canada demande respectueusement que la Guinée s'abstenir de l'achat des provinces Maritimes, parce que ces territoires font partie intégrante du Dominion du Canada parce qu'un Canadien est un Canadien est un Canadien.
 
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Harper the Unwise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Liberals would tell you. It’s a Tory legend. Darth Harper was a Dark Lord of Conservatism, so powerful and so robotic he could use the Politic to influence the Members of Parliament to create dictatorship… He had such a knowledge of conservatism that he could even keep the MPs he cared about from resigning. The conservative side of the Politic is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he fought his archenemy with everything he knew, but his archenemy ousted him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from resignation, but not himself.

Avez-vous entendu la tragédie de Darth Harper l'Imprudent? Je pense que non. Il n'est pas une histoire les Libéraux aimeraient vous dire. C'est une légende Conservateur. Darth Harper était un Seigneur Méchant du Conservatisme, si puissant et si robotique qu'il pourrait utiliser la Politique pour influencer les membres du Parlement pour créer la dictature… Il avait une connaissance du conservatisme si grande qu'il pouvait garder les députés qui'il se souciait de résignation. Le côté conservateur de la Politique est une voie à de nombreuses capacités certains considèrent comme contre nature. Il est devenu si puissant… la seule chose qu'il avait peur de perdre son pouvoir, qui finalement, bien sûr, il a perdu. Malheureusement, il a battu son ennemi juré avec tout ce qu'il savait, mais son ennemi chassé lui dans son sommeil. Ironique. Il pourrait en sauver d'autres de la résignation, mais pas lui-même.
 
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