The Independent Republic of New Equatorial Guinea-Bissau will not go back on its purchase of Acadia and the promises we have made to the people of Guinea. We are however willing to negotiate with the Canadian government on the sale of Acadia in the next [time period] for no less than its purchase value after we can guarantee that those who do wish to be united with their Guinean brothers and sisters in name have had the chance to become full citizens of our state and make proper arrangements.
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Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
This is acceptable.
C'est acceptable.
C'est acceptable.
inthesomeday
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XDia
Territories: Hawaii, Galapagos, Polynesia
Color: #FAF0E6
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Territories: Hawaii, Galapagos, Polynesia
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Omega124
Challenging Fate
Woman, there's no need to feel down
I said, woman, pick yourself off the ground
I said, woman, cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy
Woman, there's a group you can go
I said, woman, to strike patriarchy a blow
You can enlist, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
instrumental break
It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
We have everything right on locale
You can hang out with all the gals
It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel
Woman, are you listening to me?
I said, woman, want to kill the bourgeoisie?
I said, woman, we can make real your dreams
But you got to know this one thing
No class war ever starts by itself
I said, woman, so get your gun off the shelf
'cause we need you, in the Par-Guay Army
There's no need to be tardy
instrumental break
It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
We have everything right on locale
You can hang out with all the gals
It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel
Woman, I was once in your boots
I said, I was once a lowly recruit
I thought foreigners all had to die
So Gran Paraguay could get by
That's when an Ur-guay came up to me
And said, woman, can't we just have peace
I shot him because he was a mandog
And that's when I knew this was no slog
instrumental break
It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
We have everything right on locale
You can hang out with all the gals
Par-Guay Army....It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
Woman, woman, there's no need to feel down
Woman, woman, get yourself off the ground
Par-Guay Army....It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
No war, no war ever stars by itself
Woman, woman, get your gun off the shelf
Par-Guay Army....It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
Woman, Woman, are you listening to me?
Woman, Woman, want to kill the bourgeoisie?
Par-Guay Army....It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
No war, no war ever stars by itself
Woman, woman, get your gun off the shelf
Par-Guay Army....It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
Woman, Woman, I was once in your boots
Woman, Woman I was once a lowly recruit
I said, woman, pick yourself off the ground
I said, woman, cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy
Woman, there's a group you can go
I said, woman, to strike patriarchy a blow
You can enlist, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
instrumental break
It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
We have everything right on locale
You can hang out with all the gals
It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel
Woman, are you listening to me?
I said, woman, want to kill the bourgeoisie?
I said, woman, we can make real your dreams
But you got to know this one thing
No class war ever starts by itself
I said, woman, so get your gun off the shelf
'cause we need you, in the Par-Guay Army
There's no need to be tardy
instrumental break
It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
We have everything right on locale
You can hang out with all the gals
It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel
Woman, I was once in your boots
I said, I was once a lowly recruit
I thought foreigners all had to die
So Gran Paraguay could get by
That's when an Ur-guay came up to me
And said, woman, can't we just have peace
I shot him because he was a mandog
And that's when I knew this was no slog
instrumental break
It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
We have everything right on locale
You can hang out with all the gals
Par-Guay Army....It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
Woman, woman, there's no need to feel down
Woman, woman, get yourself off the ground
Par-Guay Army....It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
No war, no war ever stars by itself
Woman, woman, get your gun off the shelf
Par-Guay Army....It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
Woman, Woman, are you listening to me?
Woman, Woman, want to kill the bourgeoisie?
Par-Guay Army....It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
No war, no war ever stars by itself
Woman, woman, get your gun off the shelf
Par-Guay Army....It's fun to enlist in the Par-Guay Army!
Woman, Woman, I was once in your boots
Woman, Woman I was once a lowly recruit
Omega124
Challenging Fate
Gran Paraguay turn 2 orders:
While we are waiting for the next generation of loyal Gran Paraguayian troops to wage war against our shattered enemies, we will bribe the women of Parana, Tucuman, and Cuto to overthrow their male masters so we can all be women-comrades in peace.
Our current armies will invade Patagonia, Atacama, and Santa Cruz (especially the latter, damn Bolivians >:C) just so more areas of South America may learn the carrot is better than the stick
While we are waiting for the next generation of loyal Gran Paraguayian troops to wage war against our shattered enemies, we will bribe the women of Parana, Tucuman, and Cuto to overthrow their male masters so we can all be women-comrades in peace.
Our current armies will invade Patagonia, Atacama, and Santa Cruz (especially the latter, damn Bolivians >:C) just so more areas of South America may learn the carrot is better than the stick
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Decamper didn't put my RP in the update therefore he is literally Satan McHitler I am going to spam his user profile with dumb messages.
Invade West Australia, buy both Mozambiques and Madagascar because I want to annoy Civ'ed.
For RP um all the parties say that colonising is good except we won't be bad like those other colonisers we'll be good.
(OOC: That's a meme I still love you Decamper and Civ'ed)
Invade West Australia, buy both Mozambiques and Madagascar because I want to annoy Civ'ed.
For RP um all the parties say that colonising is good except we won't be bad like those other colonisers we'll be good.
(OOC: That's a meme I still love you Decamper and Civ'ed)
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Wait if I post multiple RP per turn will I get more RPPP?
Okay then Emperor [My Name] goes on a tour of NATION and everyone loves him and has sex with him.
[fifteen similarly low effort posts were removed by Tyo in the interests of keeping everyone sane]
Okay then Emperor [My Name] goes on a tour of NATION and everyone loves him and has sex with him.
[fifteen similarly low effort posts were removed by Tyo in the interests of keeping everyone sane]
Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
[picks a fight over RL politics completely irrelevant to the game]
[commence une lutte à propos de la politique actuelle qui n'a absolument rien à faire avec le jeu]
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[has a massive tantrum that requires the moderators to lock this thread for weeks and for the admins on Discord to play cleanup for months]
Decamper
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3 still nothing happening
Things happened around the world.
Canada and cancer rose from the dust of the ashes of bones from dead world sadness of apocalypse in north america and out in the water somewhere. The people of XDia were confused during this national cometogethering and failed to exist in three other arbitrary land chunks, but luckily the had more monies than other poeple would have because of divine intervention.
Purple mexico invaded a bunch of places and did good.
Guineas tried to land troops on the Gold Coast, but the localdie rebels easily repelled the amphibious attack. 1RPPPPP ACTIVATED State propaganda distracted the masses from the bungle with animals and stuff and people were so happy they gave 1 monies to the state.
Paraguay ladies bravely marched into neighbouring lands, promptly died. woops. The monies worked better than the sword though. yay!
Music weebs tried to invade china, but forgot to build boats. sad trombone. Luckily the music club accountant learned from the neighbouring weebs, and just threw money at the problem until it went away
Other weebs once again confuse invading with buying, acquire rights to canton and taiwan.
A planned factory construction plan turned out to be poorly planned in metalgear land. big boss took out his frustration by invading china, like all the other cool kids were doing.
STATS
patch notes v1.001001
-nothing changed
-feature bloat planning started with some sort of military xp or something?
boringnotes
-new players can claim 7 provinces
-orders due when you do them
-update scheduled for eventually
bye now
Canada and cancer rose from the dust of the ashes of bones from dead world sadness of apocalypse in north america and out in the water somewhere. The people of XDia were confused during this national cometogethering and failed to exist in three other arbitrary land chunks, but luckily the had more monies than other poeple would have because of divine intervention.
Purple mexico invaded a bunch of places and did good.
Guineas tried to land troops on the Gold Coast, but the local
Paraguay ladies bravely marched into neighbouring lands, promptly died. woops. The monies worked better than the sword though. yay!
Music weebs tried to invade china, but forgot to build boats. sad trombone. Luckily the music club accountant learned from the neighbouring weebs, and just threw money at the problem until it went away
Other weebs once again confuse invading with buying, acquire rights to canton and taiwan.
A planned factory construction plan turned out to be poorly planned in metalgear land. big boss took out his frustration by invading china, like all the other cool kids were doing.
STATS
Spoiler combatrolls :
patch notes v1.001001
-nothing changed
-feature bloat planning started with some sort of military xp or something?
boringnotes
-new players can claim 7 provinces
-orders due when you do them
-update scheduled for eventually
bye now
Omega124
Challenging Fate
looks at stats
Gran Paraguay proudly announces that it is the most relevant nation in the world! While we may have had an unfortunate setback in our offensives this year, we have shown our neighbors that we are willing ton fight and kill them! People will bow down to our might, sooner or later. Preferably sooner. Just kill your rich and men and we'll talk. That being said, we are now the second largest economy in the world, and soon our dreams of turning South America into a South Paraguay will be a reality! Not only that, but with our recent offensives, the Uruguayians have been vanquished! No more shall the world suffer from their corrupting influence. There shall be one nation, under Rule 63 Marx, indivisible, with liberty and justice for women!
However, we still have a lot to accomplish, brave women! Although one out of our four traditional oppressors have been eradicated, the Argentinians, Bolivians, and the Brazillians mock the noble Paraguayian nation by existing. Look at them, being all neutral and not literally declaring war on all of their neighbors and purging over 50% of their population while at war. Disgusting.
This is why we are economically blitzing South Peru, Atatcan, Chile, Patagonia, Aracuania, and Antartica! In one fell swoop of forced nationalization, the Argentinian elite will be forced to beg for mercy under our heels. And we will liberate their workers, and fertilize their fields with the blood of the rich and the male! Also penguins are cute, so we want Antartica to defend the penguins. Please don't hurt the penguins.
Our brave armies, meanwhile, will attack Santa Cruz, Santo Grosso, and Sao Paulo. The Bolivians must face a Paraguayian Army Ending, and we shall prepare a final strike on the stupid Brazillians!
Gran Paraguay proudly announces that it is the most relevant nation in the world! While we may have had an unfortunate setback in our offensives this year, we have shown our neighbors that we are willing ton fight and kill them! People will bow down to our might, sooner or later. Preferably sooner. Just kill your rich and men and we'll talk. That being said, we are now the second largest economy in the world, and soon our dreams of turning South America into a South Paraguay will be a reality! Not only that, but with our recent offensives, the Uruguayians have been vanquished! No more shall the world suffer from their corrupting influence. There shall be one nation, under Rule 63 Marx, indivisible, with liberty and justice for women!
However, we still have a lot to accomplish, brave women! Although one out of our four traditional oppressors have been eradicated, the Argentinians, Bolivians, and the Brazillians mock the noble Paraguayian nation by existing. Look at them, being all neutral and not literally declaring war on all of their neighbors and purging over 50% of their population while at war. Disgusting.
This is why we are economically blitzing South Peru, Atatcan, Chile, Patagonia, Aracuania, and Antartica! In one fell swoop of forced nationalization, the Argentinian elite will be forced to beg for mercy under our heels. And we will liberate their workers, and fertilize their fields with the blood of the rich and the male! Also penguins are cute, so we want Antartica to defend the penguins. Please don't hurt the penguins.
Our brave armies, meanwhile, will attack Santa Cruz, Santo Grosso, and Sao Paulo. The Bolivians must face a Paraguayian Army Ending, and we shall prepare a final strike on the stupid Brazillians!
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The Divine Mandate will continue its campaign to convert more to be faithful, thus bringing salvation. As the end cometh we will be ready once more and Tzin will ascend the world as the unbelievers burn.
We have a income of 3? We will use to claim Cauca-Magdelana and Guajira-Uraba to provide buffer, plus California. If the 3 is a mistake in the stats and we has 7 monies then the extra four would be Alabama, the Bahamas, Cuba and Ecuador.
Invade Zacatecas will our three legions of zealots.
Praise the Prophet!
We have a income of 3? We will use to claim Cauca-Magdelana and Guajira-Uraba to provide buffer, plus California. If the 3 is a mistake in the stats and we has 7 monies then the extra four would be Alabama, the Bahamas, Cuba and Ecuador.
Invade Zacatecas will our three legions of zealots.
Praise the Prophet!
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I declare war on the UN.
Civ'ed
I ain't gotta explain a thing
MASS PURCHASE INCOMING YEEEEEEEEE BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY - some swolebanian capitalist can I have my rpppppppppppppppp now thx
Buying Kivu, Katanga, Ruanda-Urundi because CAPITALISM KNOWS NO COASTLINES BRUH
Buying Kivu, Katanga, Ruanda-Urundi because CAPITALISM KNOWS NO COASTLINES BRUH
JohannaK
Heroically Clueless
We are gonna build a wall, the best wall, all along the Urals. Beautiful wall, we'll male the SwoleNaziByzanbad hombres pay for it, too. Sad!
Ailedhoo
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The Divine Mandate imposes Tax on Non-believers using the Panama Canal
In order to
Butteryicarus
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We purchase more otaku armies. We also invade somewhere in China i dunno. They make inferior anime so whatever chinese coastal provinces would be good so we can cut them off.
Something something sugoi i guess
Something something sugoi i guess
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