Gamer's reasons for playing badly

[saleg37]

Ok, my sister is working for a computer camp, and her boss asked her for ideas for a shirt. The theme of the shirt is the "top ten reasons gamers give for playing badly." As neither she nor I could come up with something, I turn to you.

Just to clarify: I'm not looking for anything specific to any game. Genre specific is great. Please keep it short. If yall want to keep this going afterwards that's fine.

So without further adu...

 

[Perfection]

"Computer camp"?

Can't you play computer games sitting on your ass at home?

Camp should be outside!

 

[azzaman333]

Here are 2,

Everyone else hacks!
If I remembered to build an army I would've won!

 

[Dann]

Here's a few more:
"This race sucks!"
"Not my genre."
"I'm much better at <insert game here>."
"I'm not exactly in top form today. Stayed up till 4:00 AM playing."
"Don't have time to practice like you guys. I have a life."

 

[Nobody]

"oh its Chris* back that was my little brother playing before..."

*= CHRISOFWAR the biggest dick on world of warcraft, i beat his level 60 with my 49 the other day and he claim that.

 

[Gnarfflinger]

I got called away to answer the door?

 

[RameNoodle]

Why don't the grenades bounce the same way every time(intobang)
Its just luck!
Second player has a handicap!
Someone hacked my account, and took all my good items.(really, I've heard it)
You spawn with better weapons.(particularly Halo 2)
You're guys' skills are easier to learn!
You distracted me!
Lag.

 

[Stylesjl]

1) Lagging
2) He hacked me!
3) Cheater!

Just three there. Alter them to make them catchy

1) OMG LAG!
2) HAX0R!
3) LOL CHEATER! REPORTED!

 

[saleg37]

"Computer camp"?

Can't you play computer games sitting on your ass at home?

Camp should be outside!

Forgot to mention that most of the kids at this camp come from very rich backgrounds, have very uninvolved parents, or just plain have problems.

Thank you for your replies.

 

[Till]

I think Stylesjl has nailed down the major ones.
Only one missing:
You /%/&%$ camper!

 

[Dann]

You /%/&%$ camper!

Yes? Did somebody call me?

 

[Kozmos]

Stop C4-ing the runway you a-hole &#%@!! Hahaha I love setting up C4 on the runway and detonating it when the enemy airplanes go to take off. i jsut hate planewhores.

 

[ybbor]

It must be my controller

 

[Pentium]

My mouse/keyboard/monitor was unplugged...

 

[Tenochtitlan]

I got the bad controller

 

[Narz]

"On double moves and production I'd toast you" (what I heard from a particular fellow who claimed to be the best who I whooped in Civ2)

 

[Narz]

I got the bad controller

yeah, that's a classic one

 

[azzaman333]

It must be my controller

I always used a specific controller when playing N64 vs my friends, and they always said it was a cheat controller, cause i always beat them.

 

[Maniacal]

LAG!

That one HAS TO BE ON THERE.

OMG HAX!

My arm hurts

I'm a noob

 

[puglover]

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