George Bush Jokes

[I am the Future]

Washington, Lincoln, Clinton and George Bush are all in an air plane. Washington says that he will make 1 person happy. SO he throws a one dollar bill out of the window. Lincoln decides to do something to make 5 people happy, so he throws five Five dollar bills out the window. Clinton says he will do something to make the whole world happy, So he throws George Bush out of the window.

 

[marshal zhukov]

What were George W. Bush's 4 hardest years of his life?

2nd Grade

 

[marshal zhukov]

Two Generals walk into the Oval Office to give the daily update on the War on Terror.

"Mr President," the first General begins "Two Brazillian Soliders have been killed in Iraq."

George Bush breaks down in tears with his head in his hands.

The Generals stand bemused as the President is usually rather stoic when hearing casualty reports.

"Sir," asks the General, "what's wrong?"

George Bush looks up and replies, "How many's a Brazillian?"

 

[Takhisis]

Ain´t that spamming?