George W. Bush vs. a box of Tic-Tacs

Who would make a better President? (read the analysis first!)

  • George W. Bush

    Votes: 12 12.8%
  • a box of Tic-Tacks

    Votes: 75 79.8%
  • third party (Go ahead, throw your vote away!)

    Votes: 7 7.4%

  • Total voters
    94
George Bush stands up at a press conference about the war. He clears his throat, taps the microphone to make sure it's connected, and begins his carefully prepared speech:

"The best things about them," he says, "is that that they come in loads of flavours, and are less than two calories...."

As he finishes the sentence, Colin Powell leans over and whispers in his ear: "Tactics, Mr. President! You're supposed to be talking about tactics!"
 
now THAT is a bad pun spudley
 
Hmm.....
A box of tic-tacs or the guy who's got the military doing laps around the world?
A box of tic-tacs or the guy who, for the past four years, has made us pay for our own tax rebates?
A box of tic-tacs or the guy whose idea of environmental protection is, "Cut down all the trees to prevent forest fires?"

Give me minty freshness!
 
Is Dubya really that bad of a president? I mean we've had worse.

I vote tic-tacs. ;) breathe friendly!
 
could a mod plz delete this post?
 
why would you want it deleted? it's so darn... true...
 
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